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Old 05-07-2023, 12:52 AM   #1
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Talking Ofc pale_princess is on onlyfans!

it's me, hi!
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Old 05-07-2023, 04:57 AM   #2
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Old 05-07-2023, 07:10 AM   #3
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Old 05-07-2023, 08:27 AM   #4
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Congratulations on your business venture. May it pay your bills and tiillate those who need it most.

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 09:27 AM   #5
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your ideas are intriguing to me and i wish to subscribe to your newsletter

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 09:29 AM   #6
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i am interested in this but can only do $1.50/month and will need to be mailed a monthly dvd, let me know if that will work for you

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 09:31 AM   #7
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unless mark kozelek appears in any of the videos then i'll pay anything

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 11:24 AM   #8
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What specifically is in it for me that I'm not already getting for free elsewhere?

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 01:09 PM   #9
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Old 05-07-2023, 01:33 PM   #10
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I support your effort to own and commercialize your sexuality on your own terms. Rock on.

Morally support, I mean. I can't pretend I would financially support it when I can I just type "boobs" into Google and get 10 billion results for free.

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 01:42 PM   #11
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I support your effort to own and commercialize your sexuality on your own terms. Rock on.
Unless it turns out that's a bad thing. I dunno. I'm not smart enough to know if the pro-sex work or sex critical feminists are right so I usually just agree with the position of whichever woman I'm speaking to at the moment to avoid being sexist

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 01:49 PM   #12
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I support your effort to own and commercialize your sexuality but you're on the ATUM level of boobs.

Don't you have smoething more SD/MCIS to offer, like an adult daughter for example.

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 03:56 PM   #13
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I support your effort to own and commercialize your sexuality but you're on the ATUM level of boobs.

Don't you have smoething more SD/MCIS to offer, like an adult daughter for example.

They're 36Gs and I've never had kids. They're at least Pisces Iscariot level

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 04:01 PM   #14
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Unless it turns out that's a bad thing. I dunno. I'm not smart enough to know if the pro-sex work or sex critical feminists are right so I usually just agree with the position of whichever woman I'm speaking to at the moment to avoid being sexist

Some of them are, some of them aren't.
I think that the feminists who say that "sex work is work" is problematic because their point is that it is NOT work for adults and children being trafficked are correct

but for women like me, it's an empowered career choice and I recognize my privilege.

But my OF is mainly focused on my writing with thirsty pics in see thru lingerie so it's niche.

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 04:13 PM   #15
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I agree with you

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 05:25 PM   #16
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They're 36Gs and I've never had kids. They're at least Pisces Iscariot level
Does your back hurt? I was an A before having 2 kids and now I'm a C and the difference in back pain and clothing options is REAL

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 05:27 PM   #17
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Having actual cleavage is amazing, though

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 07:13 PM   #18
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Morally support, I mean. I can't pretend I would financially support it when I can I just type "boobs" into Google and get 10 billion results for free.
what about "netphoria boobs"

how many results do you get for that?

zero? (hehe)

or is it just that pic of billy getting his hands dirty in the late 00s a hundred times

either way

that's the difference


 
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Old 05-07-2023, 08:02 PM   #19
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I mean, the legendary boob thread exists

 
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Old 05-07-2023, 10:09 PM   #20
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ilp my back does not hurt! But I'm 42 so at the same time everything kinda hurts

 
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Old 05-08-2023, 01:25 AM   #21
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$4.20 for 31 days


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Old 05-08-2023, 03:43 AM   #22
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Old 05-08-2023, 07:36 AM   #23
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But my OF is mainly focused on my writing with thirsty pics in see thru lingerie so it's niche.
I mean it’s like art that people jerk off to but it’s still kinda art right?
No it’s fucking not.

But yeah can confirm they're actually PI-tier

Give that respectable lady your money

 
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Old 05-08-2023, 07:47 AM   #24
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$4.20 for 31 days


also hi!
Hi!

 
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Old 05-08-2023, 07:49 AM   #25
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I mean it’s like art that people jerk off to but it’s still kinda art right?
No it’s fucking not.

But yeah can confirm they're actually PI-tier

Give that respectable lady your money
Oh I know full well that it's dudes jerking off to my pics but that's fine. A lot of them come for the titties and stay for the writing funny enough!

 
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Old 05-08-2023, 07:59 AM   #26
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That's amusing. More power to you and your G units.

 
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Old 05-08-2023, 08:01 AM   #27
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Old 05-08-2023, 11:01 AM   #28
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You disgust me.

 
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Old 05-08-2023, 11:19 AM   #29
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Old 05-08-2023, 01:45 PM   #30
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also hi!
Might have known a wank-surfer like you would cough up.

 
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