just released from a mental hospital and went directly to smashing pumpkins show AMA

Disco King · 10-19-2022, 10:50 PM

Did the doctors explicitly advise you not to go to a Smashing Pumpkins show?

Is it true that mental hospitals have a secret menu, and that you can still get electro-shock therapy if you ask?

ilikeplanets · 10-19-2022, 11:08 PM

Is "what happened" too much?

Best thoughts with you always, R

So was the show good? I'm supposed to go next month if my should-be-in-a-mental-hospital mother doesn't back out of spending 4 hours watching my kids after I've spent several hundred bucks

ilikeplanets · 10-19-2022, 11:14 PM

Were you actually released or did you escape?

Cool As Ice Cream · 10-20-2022, 04:26 AM

how do you feel about pandas?

teh b0lly!!1 · 10-20-2022, 05:48 AM

Is this thread for real or a dad joke? (tone: sincere)

topleybird · 10-20-2022, 09:37 AM

How Does Aspirin Find a Headache? (1993), Harper, ISBN 978-0-06-074094-8
Why Do Clocks Run Clockwise? (1987), Harper, ISBN 978-0-06-074092-4
When Did Wild Poodles Roam the Earth? (1992, reissued as Are Lobsters Ambidextrous? in 2005), Harper, ISBN 978-0-06-076295-7

teh b0lly!!1 · 10-20-2022, 09:49 AM

Man, Harper's intense

Ram27 · 10-20-2022, 10:57 AM

did it make you feel better or worse

best wishes

reprise85 · 10-20-2022, 05:57 PM

Best wishes rbg

I haven't been in for over 10 years but I was a regular for a while in a couple hospitals, they can be ok or terrible, hope you had an ok one.

Joey Goldberg · 10-20-2022, 06:04 PM

How was the concert

MyOneAndOnly · 10-20-2022, 06:07 PM

what kind of meds did they give you?

i got an IV cocktail of Fentynal, Ketamine and a muscle relaxer a few weeks ago and I would def recommend.

ilikeplanets · 10-20-2022, 07:23 PM

Pretty sure they give none of those for psychiatric purposes

LaBelle · 10-20-2022, 07:57 PM

What's so mental about this hospital?

topleybird · 10-21-2022, 09:59 AM

Okay so, srsly, is this a joke thread based on run2pee's a while back, like are you stealing valor from actual mental patients, or did you really go to one (a Pumpkins concert)

Disco King · 10-21-2022, 11:14 AM

We're too late. They located him and put him back.

Joey Goldberg · 10-21-2022, 11:18 AM

ovary · 10-21-2022, 12:18 PM

thread does not deliver

topleybird · 10-21-2022, 01:54 PM

I feel like there's sort of a social contract situation going on when one says "AMA," an unstated but common-sense understanding of what's to follow, but, strictly speaking, breeg has not promised to actually answer anything. On a very technical (but certainly not moral) level, he has fulfilled his role in this thread simply by creating it and absconding.

We are of course free to shun him from the group for the deception, but DK is right: If anyone saw him attending a Pumpkins show, he is surely restrained somewhere for his own and others' safety, and we may never know his intentions regarding a follow-up to his initial post.

In a way it's our own fault for trusting the word of a maniac. Sobering.

ilikeplanets · 10-21-2022, 03:52 PM

Describe the most disturbing person in there

ilikeplanets · 10-21-2022, 03:52 PM

What was the most fucked up thing the staff did?

slunken · 10-21-2022, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

and is it really less degrading than ejaculating on a woman's face

well?

slunken · 10-21-2022, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I have a beautiful voice and people like to hear me what can I say

.

slunken · 10-21-2022, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

last night I slept in bed with my friend. There was no sexual touch but we rubbed each other all over, ran our fingers through each other's hair, and stared into each other's eyes. She put her arms around me and put her head on my chest and we went to sleep. This morning she was hungover and I gave her a full body massage for 2 hours.

.

slunken · 10-21-2022, 07:02 PM

same, brother

teh b0lly!!1 · 10-23-2022, 02:54 AM

Hey guys Billy Corgan is sitting next to me right now

not joking

any questions for him?

smashingjj · 10-23-2022, 06:08 AM

can't really think of anything

someone else?

teh b0lly!!1 · 10-23-2022, 07:21 AM

Sure, James Iha?

Who do you want?

teh b0lly!!1 · 10-23-2022, 09:28 AM

Nvm

Out of consideration for the famous person's feelings I will not be asking any questions nor posting any photos

Billy Corgan (and\or James Iha) really is sitting next to me still. I promise

cork_soaker · 10-23-2022, 11:19 AM

currently drafting a “just attended a smashing pumpkins show and went directly to a mental hospital” parody thread

please stand by

10-19-2022, 10:22 PM	#1
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10-19-2022, 10:50 PM	#2
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,533	Did the doctors explicitly advise you not to go to a Smashing Pumpkins show? Is it true that mental hospitals have a secret menu, and that you can still get electro-shock therapy if you ask?

10-19-2022, 11:08 PM	#3
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 16,496	Is "what happened" too much? Best thoughts with you always, R So was the show good? I'm supposed to go next month if my should-be-in-a-mental-hospital mother doesn't back out of spending 4 hours watching my kids after I've spent several hundred bucks

10-19-2022, 11:14 PM	#4
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 16,496	Were you actually released or did you escape?

10-20-2022, 04:26 AM	#5
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 32,595	how do you feel about pandas?

10-20-2022, 05:48 AM	#6
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,317	Is this thread for real or a dad joke? (tone: sincere)

10-20-2022, 09:37 AM	#7
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 6,347	How Does Aspirin Find a Headache? (1993), Harper, ISBN 978-0-06-074094-8 Why Do Clocks Run Clockwise? (1987), Harper, ISBN 978-0-06-074092-4 When Did Wild Poodles Roam the Earth? (1992, reissued as Are Lobsters Ambidextrous? in 2005), Harper, ISBN 978-0-06-076295-7

10-20-2022, 09:49 AM	#8
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,317	Man, Harper's intense

10-20-2022, 10:57 AM	#9
Ram27 dumb Location: blissed out Posts: 10,668	did it make you feel better or worse best wishes

10-20-2022, 05:57 PM	#10
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 32,787	Best wishes rbg I haven't been in for over 10 years but I was a regular for a while in a couple hospitals, they can be ok or terrible, hope you had an ok one.

10-20-2022, 06:04 PM	#11
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: andy dick NAKED Posts: 6,855	How was the concert

10-20-2022, 06:07 PM	#12
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 23,303	what kind of meds did they give you? i got an IV cocktail of Fentynal, Ketamine and a muscle relaxer a few weeks ago and I would def recommend.

10-20-2022, 07:23 PM	#13
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 16,496	Pretty sure they give none of those for psychiatric purposes

10-20-2022, 07:57 PM	#14
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,353	What's so mental about this hospital?

10-21-2022, 09:59 AM	#15
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 6,347	Okay so, srsly, is this a joke thread based on run2pee's a while back, like are you stealing valor from actual mental patients, or did you really go to one (a Pumpkins concert)

10-21-2022, 11:14 AM	#16
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 8,533	We're too late. They located him and put him back.

10-21-2022, 11:18 AM	#17
Joey Goldberg Minion of Satan Location: andy dick NAKED Posts: 6,855

10-21-2022, 12:18 PM	#18
ovary Ownz Posts: 716	thread does not deliver

10-21-2022, 01:54 PM	#19
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 6,347	I feel like there's sort of a social contract situation going on when one says "AMA," an unstated but common-sense understanding of what's to follow, but, strictly speaking, breeg has not promised to actually answer anything. On a very technical (but certainly not moral) level, he has fulfilled his role in this thread simply by creating it and absconding. We are of course free to shun him from the group for the deception, but DK is right: If anyone saw him attending a Pumpkins show, he is surely restrained somewhere for his own and others' safety, and we may never know his intentions regarding a follow-up to his initial post. In a way it's our own fault for trusting the word of a maniac. Sobering.

10-21-2022, 03:52 PM	#20
ilikeplanets Braindead Location: Ignore List Posts: 16,496	Describe the most disturbing person in there

10-21-2022, 07:02 PM	#25
slunken Virgo Posts: 42,460	same, brother

10-23-2022, 02:54 AM	#26
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,317	Hey guys Billy Corgan is sitting next to me right now not joking any questions for him?

10-23-2022, 06:08 AM	#27
smashingjj the actual guy Location: if Monsanto and Purdue Pharma had a baby Posts: 36,627	can't really think of anything someone else?

10-23-2022, 07:21 AM	#28
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,317	Sure, James Iha? Who do you want?

10-23-2022, 09:28 AM	#29
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 17,317	Nvm Out of consideration for the famous person's feelings I will not be asking any questions nor posting any photos Billy Corgan (and\or James Iha) really is sitting next to me still. I promise

10-23-2022, 11:19 AM	#30
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,493	currently drafting a “just attended a smashing pumpkins show and went directly to a mental hospital” parody thread please stand by