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Old 10-18-2021, 09:30 PM   #91
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Gf getting fat...
another one of these threads. (no pics)

been with gf for two years and she seems to be getting bigger and bigger. stretch marks over her stomach, ass, everywhere. i've mentioned her weight gain to her in the nicest way possible, invited her to the gym with me, cook healthy meals etc. she just always seems unmotivated. it's a shame cause i really enjoy spending time with her, she's funny, nice, not sloot but the weight gain is just really hard to look past. sex life is pretty much non existent, friends have noticed she's getting bigger and make jokes. anyone been in this situation before?? if so what did you do

i'm 20, she's 19.

fitness is something that i'm passionate about train 4/5 times a week. track macros blah blah, come home from work/gym and she's eating a full tub of ice cream and wonders why i'm no longer attracted to her.


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1. HOW FAT IS SHE?!

2. i didn't know you were so baby

3. what is not sloot?

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Old 10-18-2021, 09:31 PM   #92
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sloot
/ (sluːt) /
noun
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a ditch for irrigation or drainage

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 06:50 AM   #93
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1. HOW FAT IS SHE?!
She’s soooo fat, when I met her she was at the Macy’s parade wearing ropes.

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 09:32 AM   #94
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Old 10-19-2021, 09:59 AM   #95
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Is it, like, weird, Spock-like, or socially inappropriate to answer the questions and chat with a person who stopped me to ask me questions and chat with me about stuff? Would it have been less weird and more based if I had just given her a disgusted look and walked out of the gym? Asking for future reference.
I'm telling you, and I will say it again as clearly as I can, that she was likely flirting with you

And you're asking me if I think it would have been more appropriate for you to walk away

What is the disconnect here

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 10:16 AM   #96
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She asked me if my cock would look good in her mouth and I told her that I can generally squat 380 if I really try my best.

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 12:38 PM   #97
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1. HOW FAT IS SHE?!

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My Girlfriend is getting fat! Help
So my girlfriend is size 8 age 21. She's never worked out in her life. Her bodys ok its just the belly is getting abit fat now shes been eating to much chocolate and takeaways.

shes 5ft 5 weighing 58Kg If she cuts the calories to 1200 will she lose fat within 12 weeks ( our holiday ). This is without doing cardio as shes lazy. Also if yes what kind of food does she eat anything? as long as its under 500 calories maintaince? I know us men need high protein but we have muscle she has none.

The photo was 1 year ago. Shes still got the image just fat on the belly.


 
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Old 10-19-2021, 02:47 PM   #98
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I'm telling you, and I will say it again as clearly as I can, that she was likely flirting with you

And you're asking me if I think it would have been more appropriate for you to walk away

What is the disconnect here
Oh, I thought the opposite. I thought that you were interpreting me as being presumptuous and that you thought that I was assuming that the girl was flirting with me just because she was talking to me about a mutual interest in lifting weights.

I didn't get flirtatious vibes at all from her. I think she was just paying me a cool compliment and wanting to chat.

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 03:13 PM   #99
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its my experience that people avoid all contact at the gym unless they already know someone or have reason to want to connect their genitals together

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 04:16 PM   #100
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you mean that's been the only motive behind your making conversation at the gym? SAD!

but at this point, no one should be talking to anyone in public ever again

but back a long time ago when i went to the Y during the day with the hardcore crowd, everyone, even the buff people, were super friendly and helpful

got my dungon now though but i miss some machines and big mirrors to watch my form

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 04:23 PM   #101
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I just wanna get fit enough where I actually can approach someone at a gym and have a non-zero chance of them going out with me. Not going to happen in my current dadbod shape. I think I'll need abs for that.

Oh well. Now to sabotage myself and buy myself a hamburger and fries with a dumb idiot juice for lunch.

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 05:01 PM   #102
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We can't go applying the same rules to sports people as we would to the normal.

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 05:06 PM   #103
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lots of philosophers extolled the virtues of physical fitness, but lazy people who just like to watch and talk about sports ruined it! and now physical fitness is seen a jock thing but i choose brains and brawn

/kisses muscles and cracks a book

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 05:08 PM   #104
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I just wanna get fit enough where I actually can approach someone at a gym and have a non-zero chance of them going out with me
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Old 10-19-2021, 06:06 PM   #105
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did Diogenes say anything

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 06:38 PM   #106
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IT IS NOT I WHO CLEAN AND JERK. IT IS THE LORD OUR GOD CLEANING AND JERKING THROUGH ME

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 06:43 PM   #107
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On the one hand, Diogenes is depicted accusing philosophers, in particular Plato, of idle talk, himself advocating double training (mental and bodily), and performing his philosophy through acts of “street theatre” in various public spaces. On the other hand, he derides athletes and the folly of those following them to athletic festivals.

SEE! sanctioned sporting events and teams and fandom have always sucked

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Old 10-19-2021, 06:48 PM   #108
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btw, run2me. no 19 year old needs to hear from their 20 year old partner that they're getting fat and especially none of the stuff you said to us about her body. >_> the best you can do since you're so PASSIONATE about fitness is be a motivation and invite her to join you without expectation. WHATEVER you do, refrain from criticizing her body and stop letting your friends make jokes at her expense.

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 08:25 PM   #109
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you mean that's been the only motive behind your making conversation at the gym? SAD!
I don't make conversation with anyone ever because I am an alien

 
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btw, run2me. no 19 year old needs to hear from their 20 year old partner that they're getting fat and especially none of the stuff you said to us about her body. >_> the best you can do since you're so PASSIONATE about fitness is be a motivation and invite her to join you without expectation. WHATEVER you do, refrain from criticizing her body and stop letting your friends make jokes at her expense.
Gf won't let me help her lose weight
I told her I would help but when I do she gets mad at me
Example: yesterday she had two hotdogs with mayonnaise and chips, ontop of that she was dipping all of that into nacho cheese. I said that she should hit the gym hard today she gets mad at me but at the same time her friend said she should cut back on mayonnaise didn't even get mad at her friend. Should I just let her run her 2 weeks of the gym before she gives up or is there some kind of way to actually help her. Also she had a brownie Sunday thing from sonic last night

Cliffs:
-gf eats chit
-gf expects to lose weight
-gf diet logic is chit
-won't let me help
-is a bish

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 09:22 PM   #111
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she gonna be fat

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 09:53 PM   #113
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I can't tell if serious.. or satire

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 09:54 PM   #114
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cause straight men don't really think that about their partners, right?

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 09:55 PM   #115
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Or post it online if they do

 
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Pretty sure these have all been copypastas

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 10:19 PM   #117
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Guys plz

Let's be grownups here and go back to posting our protein shakes and lifting stats

 
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Gf won't let me help her lose weight
I told her I would help but when I do she gets mad at me
Example: yesterday she had two hotdogs with mayonnaise and chips, ontop of that she was dipping all of that into nacho cheese. I said that she should hit the gym hard today she gets mad at me but at the same time her friend said she should cut back on mayonnaise didn't even get mad at her friend. Should I just let her run her 2 weeks of the gym before she gives up or is there some kind of way to actually help her. Also she had a brownie Sunday thing from sonic last night

Cliffs:
-gf eats chit
-gf expects to lose weight
-gf diet logic is chit
-won't let me help
-is a bish
gosh hecklin darnit

excuse my language

 
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Old 10-19-2021, 10:31 PM   #119
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yeah no one eats hot dogs with mayonnaise if they eat hot dogs at all

 
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Old 10-20-2021, 12:12 AM   #120
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Mayonnaise belongs on Fries. Justing thinking of mayo on a hotdog make me gag

 
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