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Old 12-31-2020, 10:56 PM   #1
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Default Juke Box Fuck Up RatbastardQuinto.

He seems to hang around the drug store? What is a juke box fuck up anyway?

 
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Old 12-31-2020, 11:39 PM   #2
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it's been 74 years, maybe we should let it go

 
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Old 01-01-2021, 04:44 AM   #3
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A jukebox fuck up is when you hit it, causing the needle and record to skip.

What even is this thread

 
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Old 01-01-2021, 04:49 AM   #4
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mayfair mistress of the satellites

 
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Old 01-01-2021, 12:57 PM   #5
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WHAT'S A Stumbleine?


 
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Old 01-01-2021, 02:31 PM   #6
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these are all terribly irrelevant questions in light of the news Rat Bastard Quinto is still at large

 
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Old 01-02-2021, 01:57 AM   #7
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these are all terribly irrelevant questions in light of the news Rat Bastard Quinto is still at large
What a ratbastard.

 
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Old 01-02-2021, 11:51 PM   #8
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I, for one, would like to see Rat tat tat tat Bastard Quinto to return. Like some sort of Christmas spirit. ya know?

 
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Old 01-03-2021, 06:58 PM   #9
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Things were better around here when RBQ was around.

For one, SP camp wasn’t so pissed all the time.

 
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Old 01-03-2021, 08:20 PM   #10
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Things were better around here when RBQ was around.

For one, SP camp wasn’t so pissed all the time.
RBQ? Lol. RATbastardquinto. Famous for baking tapes and ruining copies of shows. He really is a juke box fuck up.

 
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Old 01-03-2021, 08:53 PM   #11
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come on, krack

sometimes you GOTTA bake the tapes!

 
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Old 01-03-2021, 09:34 PM   #12
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do you guys think that if we all work together, 2021 can be a great year?

 
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Old 01-03-2021, 09:52 PM   #13
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I think it could be AT LEAST as good as 2020!

 
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Old 01-04-2021, 04:58 PM   #14
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alright everyone, you heard smashingjj! we've got our work cut out for us everyone. let's all work together!!

 
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Old 01-06-2021, 10:18 PM   #15
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A jukebox fuck up is when you hit it, causing the needle and record to skip.

What even is this thread
and while we're at it "sally in the stirrups" is a girl at the OBGYN

 
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Old 01-06-2021, 10:19 PM   #16
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no one roll their eyes there are plenty of idiots that just had their mind split open

 
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Old 01-06-2021, 10:38 PM   #17
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and while we're at it "sally in the stirrups" is a girl at the OBGYN
for some reason it always felt like that to me, versus a horse thing or whatever

 
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Old 01-06-2021, 10:40 PM   #18
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for some reason it always felt like that to me, versus a horse thing or whatever
well SP fans are notoriously retarded

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 01:26 AM   #19
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If we all work together this will be a great year.

Thank You.

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 01:43 AM   #20
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I always took that line to refer to abortion, more specifically.

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 04:11 AM   #21
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are you guys even working together?? this year is not off to a great start. so let's go, frank has shown us the way. all we need to do is work together

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 12:29 PM   #22
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we were trying to work together until tape-baking rbq spoiled the party once again with his baked-tape fumes

 
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Old 01-08-2021, 04:55 PM   #23
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Thats why RBQ is a juke box fuck up, destroying tapes and baking them.

Thank you.

 
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Old 01-09-2021, 03:59 AM   #24
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fuckin' RBQ

 
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Old 01-29-2021, 02:17 AM   #25
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RBQ that sonofabitch.

 
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Old 01-29-2021, 03:14 AM   #26
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RBQ has ruined my SP experience again and again

 
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Old 01-29-2021, 04:06 AM   #27
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juke box shut the fuck up

 
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Old 01-29-2021, 08:39 PM   #28
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Ok so true story, I used to frequent this college dive bar called Sporty's. Good shit. This one night, there's this dude outside just like, out of his mind on some combination of drugs and alcohol. And he's like "yo whaddup mang my name's JUKE BOX. You wanna know why my name JUKE BOX?" To which I respond "absolutely I do", because how could you not? And Juke Box is like "my name JUKE BOX cause any song you tell me to sing, I'll sing it". And I'm thinking for a second, probably 10 whole seconds, and I'm like "can you sing 'Retard Bus' by Wesley Willis?" And he's like "no mang idunno that one". So at this point, the legitimacy of his name, the etymology behind it, and his whole purpose in life is highly suspect. And to be fair I suspect the vast majority of people are not familiar with that song. So I'm thinking, ok, this guy obviously isn't omnipotent, or even an autistic savant, but I never really thought that anyway. So I give him a softball and request "anything by Wu-Tang Clan". And Juke Box is like "nah idunno any Wu-Tang Clan. I can sing 'I'll Make Love To You' by Boyz 2 Men though." So clearly what happened is Juke Box just wanted to sing this one song, and to justify it came up with this absurd scenario where he tells people he knows literally every song ever and then just rolls the dice on them requesting "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz 2 Men. Probably to try and pick up girls getting off the bus. Idk.

But that's what the phrase "juke box fuck up" brings to my mind

 
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Old 01-29-2021, 08:54 PM   #29
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sounds like every single modern smashing pumpkins fan on the internet

 
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Old 02-01-2021, 03:12 AM   #30
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RBQ

Raging Butthurt Quinto

 
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