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Old 11-17-2021, 12:48 PM   #31
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We bought a zoo. In Southern California, not in Seattle. My wife died and I needed to give my family a new start. Unfortunately a tree blocked the road to the zoo on our grand reopening day and no one came, so we were forced to euthanize all the animals. It seems like the head zookeeper has a crush on me, though, or at least she did before she watched me systematically shoot every animal in the head over the course of about ten straight hours. Not sure where things stand right now honestly. But I may be ready to love again.

She'd probably want to move to get a job at another zoo with living animals though? I could buy that one too I guess. If the zoo's in Seattle I'll report back.

 
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Old 11-17-2021, 01:16 PM   #32
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ok. thanks for letting me know.

i kind of like already knew, like, because you like mentioned it above, like.
did i tell you I didn't move to Seattle?

 
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Old 11-17-2021, 02:19 PM   #33
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yes that's how i read it yes

 
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Old 11-17-2021, 03:15 PM   #34
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Guys i know you’re in here having a great conversation, your little banter is so amusing for you but seriously, there’s more important shit going on with me, in my own life, that you will probably want to read about and then talk to me about me, and my life, and whether im ok and if i need to maybe try and
Sorry i have no idea who you are, can we just post without being interrupted here thx

 
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Old 11-17-2021, 03:36 PM   #35
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OK good. I wanted to be sure y'all understood

 
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Old 11-17-2021, 03:37 PM   #36
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Cause it not Seattle i moved to

 
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Old 11-17-2021, 03:41 PM   #37
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We bought a zoo. In Southern California, not in Seattle. My wife died and I needed to give my family a new start. Unfortunately a tree blocked the road to the zoo on our grand reopening day and no one came, so we were forced to euthanize all the animals. It seems like the head zookeeper has a crush on me, though, or at least she did before she watched me systematically shoot every animal in the head over the course of about ten straight hours. Not sure where things stand right now honestly. But I may be ready to love again.

She'd probably want to move to get a job at another zoo with living animals though? I could buy that one too I guess. If the zoo's in Seattle I'll report back.
did you eat any of the animals?

 
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Old 11-17-2021, 03:57 PM   #38
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We bought a zoo. In Southern California, not in Seattle. My wife died and I needed to give my family a new start. Unfortunately a tree blocked the road to the zoo on our grand reopening day and no one came, so we were forced to euthanize all the animals. It seems like the head zookeeper has a crush on me, though, or at least she did before she watched me systematically shoot every animal in the head over the course of about ten straight hours. Not sure where things stand right now honestly. But I may be ready to love again.

She'd probably want to move to get a job at another zoo with living animals though? I could buy that one too I guess. If the zoo's in Seattle I'll report back.
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Old 11-17-2021, 05:33 PM   #39
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did you eat any of the animals?
Honestly they're all just lying where I shot them. I could tell you I wanted them to return to the earth like they would in nature or something, but really it's all just too fucking depressing to deal with. I can see the family of elephants out my kitchen window every night. I do the dishes and look at them. And then I tuck my kids in and we share a favorite memory of their dead mom, and all I can think about is how many shots it took to finally take down the mother elephant. It seems unfair that life dealt me this hand and left me absolutely no alternative to the actions I took.

 
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A week in the Pacific Northwest and I have learned that it rains a lot here

 
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