cob hate thread

[topleybird]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

I know you aren’t going to eat all that corn, shitheads

Wow yeah, I'm sitting here trying to think of why someone would grow more food than they themselves could eat and their obvious arrogance and wastefulness is just boggling my mind, all that ripe corn inevitably going straight into the trash with no other conceivable destination or use

This is why urban farming, as a green initiative, is utter bullshit, it can only possibly benefit a couple people at most

[redbreegull]

It’s just wasting on the stalk, man. Wasting on the stalk

[ovary]

little spray shellac and you got a field full of dildos

eat the kernels off half of 'em and you got two sizes

two different textures

two separate experiences