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Old 11-05-2021, 12:42 PM   #1
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Default 12 Gallons of milk per week. Everything is Biden's fault

What has Biden done for you lately? Other than take your milk bill to $134 per month?





At less than a dollar per liter for milk, the retail price is still BELOW the cost to produce it. It's heavily subsidized by the Federal government, and it's still cheaper in dollars adjusted for inflation compared to the high it was at in 2007

The real question is why the hell are y'all drinking almost 50 gallons of milk per month?

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 01:49 PM   #2
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If you drink 12 gallons of milk a week you might as well give up and switch to mayo

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 01:50 PM   #3
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Mayo is up too because of Obama Antifa Hunter Biden

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 01:53 PM   #4
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that woman has 10 kids.... but that's still 4 gallons of milk per person per month.

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 02:06 PM   #5
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My 4 year old goes through about 8 gallons of milk per month by herself, so 4 gallons ain't shit!

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 03:22 PM   #6
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8 gallons WTF? That's a quart a day! That's over 500 calories a day from milk.

Does she not eat solid food

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 03:22 PM   #7
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We are both talking about Cow milk, right?

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 04:03 PM   #8
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8 gallons WTF? That's a quart a day! That's over 500 calories a day from milk.

Does she not eat solid food
She's not a great eater, no. She'll have a very sparse dinner (ignoring my amazing cooking!) and wake up and chug milk. But 20 oz of milk daily is recommended at her age. She just goes the extra mile because of her picky eating. So 2.5 cups per day would still equal close to 5 gallons per month. And yes, cow milk.

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 04:28 PM   #9
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But terrible Joe eased WIC and SNAP restrictions, so this woman with 10 kids should certainly qualify and not be stressing about milk!

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 04:41 PM   #10
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Democrats jacking up milk prices? This doesn't sound like Biden, this sounds like...





RAT BASTARD MAYOR PETE

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 05:05 PM   #11
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Old 11-05-2021, 05:06 PM   #12
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it's hard to stop drinking milk once you start in on a glass. i sympathize with the 4-year-old chugging milk. growing up we were allowed water or milk with dinner and i usually chose milk.

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 05:46 PM   #13
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seriously. i cannot trust myself around milk. i sympathize with sneaking food and drink...period. i used to stand in front of the fridge and drink from the carton and pour a lot kraft parm cheese powder into my hand and eat it. i still drink from the carton and tommy sometimes finds my teeth marks in the parm block. old habits n junk

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 06:11 PM   #14
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Old 11-05-2021, 06:21 PM   #15
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Speaking as a milk fed pastyface I can go in on some cream but all I’m sayin is there’s diminishing returns once you start measuring in gallons

They have this milk from local farms in glass bottles here and one has the cream still in it where it plugs the top of the bottle and you have to finger it to get a good flow. Shits rich

 
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There was an episode of Quantum Leap that took place on a farm in maybe the '40s or '50s, and the farm family is eating at the kitchen table, and the dad (I think this is who Sam has leapt into) is drinking milk and going on about how "Man can thrive on milk alone. Not just survive, but thrive." I think about this every time I drink milk.

There was another one where Sam has leapt into a lab ape who's going to have his head caved in in an unethical helmet test if he can't somehow convince his captors to put him into the space program. I think about this one, too, every time.

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 07:47 PM   #18
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But terrible Joe eased WIC and SNAP restrictions, so this woman with 10 kids should certainly qualify and not be stressing about milk!
You know they for sure are using snap for all that food. White people blame everyone else, but they know how to take from the system

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 07:52 PM   #19
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My mom once went on a racist rant in front of my ex and said she "never took a dime of welfare in her life". But I explicitly remember living for years as a kid on food stamps and my mom not working. And we also got government cheese and milk.

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Old 11-05-2021, 09:08 PM   #20
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I drank a ton of milk as a kid (skim milk) and still love it but I don't love the calories, so I stick lwith unsweet almond.

 
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I've been into trying all the different, erm, nut milks lately. Cashew is my favorite. Macadamia is my least. Been making walnut milk hot chocolate and I love it.

 
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Old 11-05-2021, 10:26 PM   #22
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i prefer dog milk

 
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I hate saying nut milk and nut butter. Well, it's a love-hate.

 
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this is me when i get nut milk in my mouth



 
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