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Old 05-10-2021, 04:09 PM   #3961
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But now I'm actually thinking the best thing to do is just sort of write the 0 to 18 book...like the book 'til the day I met James or something...like lead up to there and stop. And then the next book would be take it up from there and go through like Mellon Collie or something. I think that's probably a little bit more realistic at this point.
lol he does this all the time.

wants to start at the beginning with the boring stuff then the project fizzles out before getting to the good stuff

 
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Old 05-10-2021, 04:12 PM   #3962
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will blame "lack of interest" like no shit, you in high school should be one chapter at best

 
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Old 05-10-2021, 04:14 PM   #3963
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"my step-mama used to whoop me something awful fierce"

*pouts*

 
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Old 05-12-2021, 08:06 AM   #3964
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No one isinterested in abook ofannouncements....

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Old 05-12-2021, 09:46 AM   #3965
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I'm expecting some surprises.
Chapter 39 "Courtney Love gave me AIDS/Why I lost my hair"
Chapter 84 "BLM ruined my career"
Chapter 199 "how having a 2nd child opened my eyes to the impact of child abuse"
Chapter 312 "The PI story about Starla was a lie. it was a man named Steve"
Chapter 714 "Netphoria and how it made me hate my Opus Adore"
Chapter 3415 "Announcements and chemtrails and how my pet turtle helped me write MCIS"
Chapter 7157 "How wrestling stimulates Acid flashbacks"
chapter 91475 "I lost my forture to Jessica Simpson and covered it up by pretending it was a poor wrestling franchise purchase"

 
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Old 05-12-2021, 01:53 PM   #3966
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Old 05-13-2021, 07:20 PM   #3967
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I'm expecting some surprises.
Chapter 39 "Courtney Love gave me AIDS/Why I lost my hair"
Chapter 84 "BLM ruined my career"
Chapter 199 "how having a 2nd child opened my eyes to the impact of child abuse"
Chapter 312 "The PI story about Starla was a lie. it was a man named Steve"
Chapter 714 "Netphoria and how it made me hate my Opus Adore"
Chapter 3415 "Announcements and chemtrails and how my pet turtle helped me write MCIS"
Chapter 7157 "How wrestling stimulates Acid flashbacks"
chapter 91475 "I lost my forture to Jessica Simpson and covered it up by pretending it was a poor wrestling franchise purchase"
ch 12: i can feel my body rock
ch 19: maybe goth isn't for me
ch 22: i wrote a big song!

 
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Old 05-14-2021, 03:48 PM   #3968
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"my step-mama used to whoop me something awful fierce"

*pouts*
haha

 
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Old 05-14-2021, 03:50 PM   #3969
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now i feel judged tho :'|

 
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Old 05-15-2021, 01:43 PM   #3970
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The fact that this hasn’t been released yet is proof Billy is a fucking jackass

 
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Old 05-15-2021, 02:35 PM   #3971
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lol he does this all the time.

wants to start at the beginning with the boring stuff then the project fizzles out before getting to the good stuff
He places so much grandiosity on his own experience that he naturally assumes that other people should be as interested in every minute aspect of his life as he is. He doesn't understand that biographies of even the most notable people will be highlight reels of the most interesting events that most defined their life paths, rather than an exhaustive chronicle of every year of their lives.

Him meeting Iha should be near the beginning of the book, not its sequel hook, lol.

 
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Old 05-15-2021, 05:25 PM   #3972
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no man you just don't get it lol
he's an artist
it's a gaultier
just don't get it
people will get it in ten years time

 
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Old 05-15-2021, 08:29 PM   #3973
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I can't wait to be told I'm shit person who doesn't get his art because I don't buy this drek.

 
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Old 05-15-2021, 09:40 PM   #3974
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That will thankfully never have to happen, because he will never finish this book.

 
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Old 05-16-2021, 04:28 AM   #3975
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He places so much grandiosity on his own experience that he naturally assumes that other people should be as interested in every minute aspect of his life as he is. He doesn't understand that biographies of even the most notable people will be highlight reels of the most interesting events that most defined their life paths, rather than an exhaustive chronicle of every year of their lives.

Him meeting Iha should be near the beginning of the book, not its sequel hook, lol.
Nah, I *want* all the minute details. I just wish he'd release SOMETHING. He could break it down into:

Volume 1: From birth to meeting James
Volume 2: The Smashing Pumpkins
Volume 3: From Zwan to Zeitgeist
Volume 4: From Zeitgeist to Now

I can't stand biographies that are essentially barroom yarns designed to establish a narrative for the artists' career. You know..."have I ever told you about the time we shoved mullets up groupies' clackers? ROCK N' ROLL BABY!!!".

 
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Old 05-16-2021, 06:33 AM   #3976
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Do you think he has memories of his birth?

 
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Old 05-16-2021, 09:48 AM   #3977
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He remembers being bored.

 
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Old 05-16-2021, 03:45 PM   #3978
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Do you think he has memories of his birth?
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"the year is 1967..! i know not where i am, but i know i am as of yet unharmed, still wrapped in my mother's beautiful womb... i find myself suddenly thrusted, but i don't realize just yet what is about to come... i am greeted by three men in white lab coats (the one on the left strikes me in particular as a knockout hollywood classic type girl who can get wild in the sack, and the best pair of tits i've ever seen on a girl, period)... as yet untamed, i scream ferally, in a voice that will one day sell millions of records worldwide... my father, being the loser failed ass musician that he is, sees this as an immediate sign of profound disrespect from his newly arrived rival... this incident will set off a pattern that shall last a lifetime between us, and it will not be the only relationship in my life of such nature... years later, jimmy and i will come to blows over exactly the same behavior he shall exhibit in a white van... but more on that in another chapter due to be released in 2033... anyhow, i am wearing a mint green hospital gown, and even though i am still less than an hour old, i only cannot help but feel very alone, and yet one and unified with the godly constant stream of creation, one that will one day make me a multi million awarded artist on par with the greatest songwriters there ever were... lennon, young, dylan, king kong, they all ain't got shit on me... literally nobody believes i made a three star record, nobody... it is still sitting in a sack to this day... as was i in my father's scrotum, one summer autumn day... love, wpc"

 
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Old 05-16-2021, 05:19 PM   #3979
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I think he thinks he has memories from before his birth. I'm not joking

 
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Old 05-17-2021, 09:58 AM   #3980
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"the year is 1967..! i know not where i am, but i know i am as of yet unharmed, still wrapped in my mother's beautiful womb... i find myself suddenly thrusted, but i don't realize just yet what is about to come... i am greeted by three men in white lab coats (the one on the left strikes me in particular as a knockout hollywood classic type girl who can get wild in the sack, and the best pair of tits i've ever seen on a girl, period)... as yet untamed, i scream ferally, in a voice that will one day sell millions of records worldwide... my father, being the loser failed ass musician that he is, sees this as an immediate sign of profound disrespect from his newly arrived rival... this incident will set off a pattern that shall last a lifetime between us, and it will not be the only relationship in my life of such nature... years later, jimmy and i will come to blows over exactly the same behavior he shall exhibit in a white van... but more on that in another chapter due to be released in 2033... anyhow, i am wearing a mint green hospital gown, and even though i am still less than an hour old, i only cannot help but feel very alone, and yet one and unified with the godly constant stream of creation, one that will one day make me a multi million awarded artist on par with the greatest songwriters there ever were... lennon, young, dylan, king kong, they all ain't got shit on me... literally nobody believes i made a three star record, nobody... it is still sitting in a sack to this day... as was i in my father's scrotum, one summer autumn day... love, wpc"
Way too clear and concise to be written by Corgan.

 
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Old 05-17-2021, 10:26 AM   #3981
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I can wait for this to come out, there will be a long thread about why it sucks that goes on for a few days and it will be seldomly mentioned ever again similiar to the Rubin LMGTWTY etc etc that was hyped for ever and ended up just meh

 
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Old 05-17-2021, 08:37 PM   #3982
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I can wait for this to come out, there will be a long thread about why it sucks that goes on for a few days and it will be seldomly mentioned ever again similiar to the Rubin LMGTWTY etc etc that was hyped for ever and ended up just meh
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Old 05-17-2021, 08:47 PM   #3983
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I've always thought the Machina II version of LMGTWTYGMWTYMTY was great

 
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Old 05-18-2021, 04:43 AM   #3984
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The closer you get, the further away you are.

 
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Old 05-18-2021, 04:44 AM   #3985
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When was that Insta post about archive releases getting announced any time now? Must have been a couple of months

 
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Old 05-18-2021, 04:47 AM   #3986
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There are no archive releases.

Hyped for Shiny Vol 3

 
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Old 05-18-2021, 12:26 PM   #3987
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Be patient. We haven't even gotten to Shiny 2 yet.

 
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Old 05-18-2021, 04:34 PM   #3988
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Old 05-18-2021, 09:49 PM   #3989
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“There and Back Again; A Billy Corgan Tale.”



And it will be developed into a 17 hour, three part movie directed by Peter Jackson.

 
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He remembers being bored.
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