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03-12-2005, 03:48 PM | #1 |
Braindead
Location: Portland, OR
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Remember the Netphorian Awards?
I was going to summarize everyone's ballot, but I forgot about it. But I did find this in a text file on my laptop a few moments ago. The number next to someone's name denotes how many votes they got (duh).
Best Phrase: "wan monee," "The server is too busy at the moment. Please try again later." "Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?" "I am so alone" "Crucial" "Never forget" 3, "tl; dr" 2, "____ sounds hot" "LOLOMGWTFBBQ" "LOQ" "RIGHT NOW" Most ******-able Phrase: "But did you get head?" "This thread is useless without pics." Dance Cave, nah iz u, background***,.,.,<>, ******!, wat fark, Best Hack: FDB's Gil Hack 4, Selleck 3, images replacing avatars (Nimrod's Son and Sean Casey), Floating Julios 4, image linking from RF9, 2marlon2brando -> 3marlon3brando, ...did the boards get hacked? zuh?, Best Troll Begets Troll: A-rod and Derek Jeter 2, ndugu 2, David Ortiz -> BALCO, Randy T.H.P. -> Andy T.NSH.P. 4, Ron Artest, Best Troll Wave: NBA Weekend 5, NBA/MLB/NFL Friends 2, Baseball Trolls 2, Continuing onslaught of Jesse's trolls, Spinoff threads, Worst Troll: pastor craig 2, Isle, ndugu 2, teh funneh, BIGFLOPPYVAGINA 2, All of them, George W. Bush alias, Adam_N, Mayfuck, alexthestampede, Netphorian Studs: Crestfallen33 2, thestreetsarehot2nite, Mariner 6, Liquid-J 5, scouse_dave, Isle 2, Injektilo, ndugu, Iain 4, Dave, GlasgowKiss, Varien 2, Brando, mxzombie 2, Randall Sandell, sleeper, 3marlon3brando 8, Dude the Bagman 2, noyen 3, EXTRAVA******, AndySlash, neopryn, spa ced, Nimrod's Son 2, severin, Ugly, Varien, phaedrus, baden, Ihaman, Netphorian Babes: obscured01 3, the 5, DeadSwan 8, spava 5, twice 2, hyperbole, that bitch kristin 2, wondercunt, Mirror_Untrue, twilight fadez 3, avian chaos 6, KAT 2, Lie, Hyperbole 3, dusty, bornentertainer, jenniferkate, alisonmonster 2, phreak, spring, KrazeeStacee, pink_ribbon_sars, So Very Sad About Me 2, meow, vanilla, murgle, Helena Handbasket, canada, yo soy el mejor, TDOT Hunnies, Best Sense of Humor: Nimrod's Son 5, Isle 2, Fattening Ass, chris_bakewell, Mayfuck 2, 3marlon3brando 6, Mariner 6, avian chaos, meow 3, Liquid-J 3, Sean Casey 2, Randall Sandell 2, pastor 3, mxzombie, Ace of Aces, the, noyen, OJ, Sehki, DeadSwan, EXTRAVA******, neopryn, Ugly 2, Ghetto Squirrel, SuckSuckStyle, Devious J, Elvis the Fat Years 2, Mayfuck, Geek USA, Best Comedy Tagteam: Liquid-J and Mariner, 3marlon3brando and anyone funny, Liquid J 3Marlon3Brando and Randall Sandell, The Magic Punk and The Magic Stick, Randall Sandell and the Gold Coast, 3Marlon3Brando and Liquid-J 4, Sean Casey and Geek USA, pastor and himself, Best MSPaint Compilation: Geek USA's 2, stefanie's 3, Europe XP 2, meow's dog licking the penis, Best MSPaint Thread: Where's Liquid-J? 5, stefanie's 2, Penis Horse, Geo's Chat Thread, Annoy Other Netphorians With MSPaint, Best Banning: meow, FDB 7, 2marlon2brando 6, i_dont_live, Nimrod's Son, 2004 Media Whore: Ugly 2, stefanie 5, Monte LDS, strange_one 2, that bitch kristin 2, jczeroman 5, Dead, BeautifulLoser, Biggest Stir-causing Body Part Pic: The mysterious female crotch that Toby posted 2, KrazeeStacee's vagina 2, stefanie's ass 3, that bitch kristin's ass 4, EXTRAVA******'s penis, Funniest Body Part Pic: Toby's purple penis 3, Eve's giant areolas, Liquid-J's face, AndySlass, EXTRAVA******'s penis, stefanie in a jockstrap, Geekiest Netphorian: Ugly 5, strange_one 2, Devious J, Dead, ammy, Varien, Sehki, Nimrod's Son, avian chaos, Isle, Netphorian Man Whore: 13, Trotskilicious, Sehki, Nimrod's Son, Toby 2, Netphorian Nympho: Never_Nohen 5, stefanie, that bitch kristin, Monte LDS, Helena Handbasket, Humble Chef, shaunna, melancholia, noir cat, Party King: 3marlon3brando, Liquid-J 3, Elvis the Fat Years, stefanie 2, Ihaman 2, Mooney 2, barden 2, the Ace of Aces, Jock-est: SuckSuckStyle 2, Injektilo, phaedrus, Nimrod's Son, Eulogy, Iain, Best Adventure: Mariner's 8, Julio's trip around Whittier, Sean Casey's trip to Toronto and Chicago 2, EXTRAVA****** 2, phaedrus above the Arctic Circle 2, throwing the One Ring into the firey cracks of mount doom, Best Locals: Toronto Crew 3, Chicago Crew 2, CABA Crew 2, AndySlash, vanilla, Toby, Rockin' Cherub, CherubDayDream, Dance Cave Crew, Best use of All Caps: meow 4, Ron Artest 2, DeadSwan 4, Flexo, HER NAME IS MELANCHOLIA, Ron Artest, JULIAN P.C., Geek USA, HYPERBOLE. RIGHT NOW., BIGSWINGINGDICK, Best Zinger, 2004: Devious J, GlassgowKiss, 3marlon3brando, Sean Casey 4, noyen 2, Nimrod's Son, Affectation, Zing of the Year: Sean Casey, "Is anyone here a journalist?", Sean Casey "I hate when these goddamn leeches latch on to something I say. I wasn't trying to start a fucking campfire singalong." 2, GrungeGuy, "Are you a retard?" Sean Casey, "Was he in a black metal band?" Originally posted by Nimrod quoteriginally posted by Mooney i came within three feet of my sexual fantasy. once. Did you get any in his hair? Best Newbie: ndugu, Samantha 3, SP33b0lly1979, Isle, chris_bakewell, Winnipeg_creg, Randall Sandell, Winnipeg_creg 2, alexthestampede 2, CherubDayDream, Sonic Johnny, Best Coming out of Shell: murgle 4, GlassgowKiss 4, neopryn 11, Sehki, Sammiches, Mariner, Sapphire, Nimrod's Son, Julian, Best Coming Into Their Own: Lucy Sky Diamonds, Randall Sandell 3, Sean Casey 3, neopryn 3, Liquid-J 2, Mariner, 3Marlon3Brando, Isle, Sehki, Everyone, mxzombie, Best Veterans: EXTRAVA****** 5, Trotskilicious 4, twilightfadez, Sean Casey 3, Devious J, Ihaman 3, yo soy el mejor, Mayfuck 3, Fattening Ass, Affectation, Anyone oldschool, Lie, Randall Sandell, ammy, Never_Nohen, Best Name Change: barden 3, Trotskilicious 4, that bitch kristin 2, EXTRAVA****** 4, Seaoc, KrazeeStacee, Randall Sandell 2, noir cat, pale princess, Worst Name Change: Seoc 10, skippy, Trotskilicious 2, shaniqua, Everyone to their first names, Most Frustrating: avian chaos, teh b0lly!!, alexthestampede 4, barden 2, Baby Aidan, Isle, Trotskilicious 2, Everyone except those KrazeeStacee likes, that bitch kristin 2, KrazeeStacee, yo soy el mejor, El Savior, Most Persistent: Liquid-J 2, ndugu, FDB 8, stefanie, GreenEggsNSpam's e-crush on stefanie, that bitch kristin, Isle 2, Most Attempted Gettings of Goat: Isle, FDB 2, FDB vs. sppunk and Affection 2, Mayfuck, alisonmonster, Why Am I So Ugly?, Best Posse: Toronto 8, Chicago, The old night crew, Texas, tru crew, newfies, Chat King: Toby 5, GlassgowKiss, Isle 4, mewl, Iain, alexthestampede, Chat Queens: Geek USA 13, yo soy el mejor 5, meow 2, Mayfuck, DeadSwan Best Rivalry: Beards vs. Moustaches, wondercunt vs. stefanie, Trotskilicious vs. Affectation, FDB vs. Affectation, The Server vs. The General Population of Netphoria, noyen vs. melancholia 3, USA vs. barden, the people vs. that bitch kristin 3, newfies vs. newfies, westsideyouth vs. Netphoria, the people vs. stefanie, Isle vs. EXTRAVA******, sppunk vs. _____, Trotskilicious vs. barden, Hyperbole vs. sleeper, that bitch kristin vs. sppunk, Coolest Couple: SP33b0lly1979 and his dad, Dave and Shannon 3, Sam and Mike, stefanie and Doug 2, Ammy and Dan, meow and everlasting gaze, Lucy Sky Diamonds and souvenir 2, sickbadthing and julie, Sean Casey and a bunch of little kids, that bitch kristin and her ego, Isle and his hair, Cheesiest Couple: Sam and Mike 18, KrazeeStacee and I_was_aborted, Netphorian you'd like to return in 2005: oranjes, Randy T.H.P., bornentertainer, relaxor, wondercunt, pastor 2, Raskolnikov, wangcomputers, Cherub Sock, Devious J, melombar, the Welshtards 2, Everyone 2, cap'n jazz 2, HOODY, samsa, desi, FDB, Trotskilicious's sense of humor, Toronto Man, Affectation, stefanie, grizzly, Netphorian you'd like to leave in 2005: barden, Isle 4, alexthestampede 4.5, stefanie 3, that bitch kristin, No one 4, Randall Sandell, sppunk, Nimrod's Son, Sean Casey 2, EXTRAVA******, Netphorians You Think Should Hook-Up in 2005: Trotskilicious and sp_aced, Isle and anyone cool, Sehki and all the girls, neopryn Sehki and all the girls, Hyperbole Nimrod's Son and DeadSwan, Nimrod's Son and that bitch kristin, EXTRAVA****** and everyone, -Tragedy- and Toby, that bitch kristin and barden 3, Mirror_Untrue and Toby, sickbadthing and stefanie, Toronto Man and Affectation, and stefanie, sleeper and DeadSwan, the and Varien, Thread of the Year: meow's psycho exbf, Where Is Liquid-J?, stefanie fiasco 12, Trotskilicious's "Honest Opinions" 2, stefanie's "I broke up with my boyfriend" where Sean Casey flamed i_dont_live with two different names and confused him, this one, that bitch kristin's fake pregnancy, Counting Crows "Accidentally in Love" appreciation post (Music Board), Lohan Boob Update, eyesbomb's thread, b0lly looks faggy, Netphorian of the Year: Sean Casey 2, jczeroman, Isle, Mayfuck, bornentertainer, Liquid-J, Voice Implodes, CherubDayDream, real politik, lil apache, joeri, Hyperbole, neopryn, |
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03-12-2005, 04:02 PM | #2 |
Apocalyptic Poster
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wow i missed a lot, again
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03-12-2005, 04:45 PM | #3 |
Master of Karate and Friendship
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Apparantly I was nominated in some pretty bizarre categories
Except for hooking up with DeadSwan and Hyperbole I would do that because if you read above I'm a manwhore and a stud
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03-12-2005, 05:24 PM | #4 |
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how did i get nominated in the netphorian studs category?
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03-12-2005, 05:52 PM | #5 | |
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03-12-2005, 05:54 PM | #6 |
Master of Karate and Friendship
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Hey, at least you guys missed the manwhore category
I spent half of 2004 in a monogamous relationship and the next couple of months not even dating
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03-12-2005, 05:56 PM | #7 |
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i am not even mentioned once? i must have pissed a lot more people off since this poll orignally posted.
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03-12-2005, 05:57 PM | #8 |
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GRAAAAAAAAARRR!!! CHEWIE BEST TROLL!! GRRRRRAWWW CHEWIE TEL NETPHORIA HOE MAKE WOOKIE COOKIES! GRAAAAARR CHEWIE LIKE HAN!
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03-12-2005, 06:08 PM | #9 |
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I'm relatively pleased with my presence in the voting although I didn't get 2 votes in anything which makes me kind of sad
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03-12-2005, 06:13 PM | #10 |
keeping it to a dull roar
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Remember avian chaos?
she was pretty cool |
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03-12-2005, 06:16 PM | #11 | |
huh
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quit yer bitchin' |
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03-12-2005, 06:17 PM | #12 | |
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03-12-2005, 06:19 PM | #13 | |
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that like discredits the manwhore category (which is an entirely strange category for me to appear in, anyhow) |
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03-12-2005, 06:20 PM | #14 | |
huh
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so you still win. hah |
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03-12-2005, 06:22 PM | #15 | |
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cause we're clearly neither |
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03-12-2005, 06:23 PM | #16 | |
huh
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03-12-2005, 06:24 PM | #17 | |
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03-12-2005, 06:35 PM | #18 | |
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but that's not really the essence of the jock |
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03-12-2005, 06:44 PM | #19 | |
huh
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03-12-2005, 07:06 PM | #20 | |
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03-12-2005, 07:09 PM | #21 | |
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some may dispute this but the essence of the jock is the tough, uncaring, superior and superficial attitude. that's the essence. the letter jacket, the nice car, the sports... those are all appendages. |
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03-12-2005, 07:15 PM | #22 | |
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The people I see wearing letter jackets are all uncoordinated fucks who are terrible at whatever sport they play. And the real "jocks" are generally intelligent and interesting people. I see a jock as competitive, talented, and hard-working. I think all that other crap is just the result of misrepresentation in movies and stuff. |
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03-12-2005, 07:17 PM | #23 |
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I just sent in this prospective student/athlete thing to the University of Pennsylvania.
Here's to hoping that that don't laugh at me. :erm |
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03-12-2005, 07:18 PM | #24 | |
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03-12-2005, 07:21 PM | #25 | |
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I just don't think I've ever really known any jocks, so I don't think they exist. Unless We refer to the stupidly arrogant and unintelligent football players as "meatheads." And maybe we're just substituting meathead for jock. But for the most part, those kids aren't very coordinated or talented, which I think is pretty vital for a jock. I dunno. Athletes around here are neat. |
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03-12-2005, 10:21 PM | #26 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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chat queen my ass.
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03-12-2005, 10:22 PM | #27 |
let's see your penis!
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i got a vote for netphorian of the year
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03-13-2005, 12:43 AM | #28 | |
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03-13-2005, 12:50 AM | #29 |
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wat
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03-13-2005, 01:32 AM | #30 |
let's see your penis!
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i voted for SC
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