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Old 07-01-2012, 07:32 AM   #1
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Default I'm locked out of my apartment

It's 4:30 am. How shall I kill the next three hours?

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 07:34 AM   #2
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how did you get locked out

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 07:39 AM   #3
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This new key I had made wont unlock the deadbolt for some unfathomable reason, which one of my roommates locked while I was away

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 08:19 AM   #4
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I really want the information on bypassing locks so bad in situations like these.

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 08:52 AM   #5
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A little less than 2 hours to go? Hmm I hope you have an ipod. Or you could catch up on some household shopping and return home with the crap just in time to have your door opened. Or go kill a few of your neighborhood pests. And there's always -Netphoria-

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 09:00 AM   #6
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Oh man, sorry that sucks. Do you live in a safe area? Take a walk and watch the sun rise maybe?

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 09:13 AM   #7
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go down to the store where you got your key cut and throw a rock through the window.

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 12:52 PM   #8
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take a nap somewhere shady or knock on a window until someone wakes up.

you're probs in by now tho.

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 01:28 PM   #9
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pretty sure he got murdered while he went for that walk you recommended.
and that is why he has not replied...

do you feel guilty now?

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 01:39 PM   #10
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how do you not know by now that charmbag is a woman

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 01:40 PM   #11
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apparently there was a sex change while waiting.

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 01:45 PM   #12
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Old 07-01-2012, 05:02 PM   #13
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Um, call a locksmith?

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 05:21 PM   #14
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did you try the key in the lock after you got it cut? or was last night the first time you tried it?

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 06:51 PM   #15
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it never goes in easy the first time.

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 08:03 PM   #16
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Are you alive C-Bag?

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 10:01 PM   #17
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I hope he's okay.

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 10:37 PM   #18
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oh well. he had a good run

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 10:54 PM   #19
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Seems like her flatmate wanted her to be looked out. This whole business stinks.
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Old 07-01-2012, 11:01 PM   #20
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she's a party girl. probably just woke up and hit the town again \m/

 
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Old 07-01-2012, 11:35 PM   #21
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party boy, rather

 
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Old 07-02-2012, 12:12 AM   #22
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Grow some balls and be a man.

 
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Old 07-02-2012, 05:16 AM   #23
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charmbag is really order 66

 
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Old 07-02-2012, 09:42 AM   #24
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Like... the person or the series of contingency orders that branded the Jedi as traitors of the Republic and called for their immediate execution?

Because srsly I didn't see a single broad on that Jedi council. Just sayin'.

 
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Old 07-02-2012, 06:48 PM   #25
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so charmbag isn't leonardo dicaprio?

mind blown.

 
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Old 07-02-2012, 07:10 PM   #26
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now posting from hell

 
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Old 07-02-2012, 07:13 PM   #27
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how can you tell?

 
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