That Guardian article, Christ, I'd forgotten. "'There is something mighty suspicious about declaring an emergency for something that has yet to show itself to be a grand pandemic,' Corgan wrote."
This fucking genius. Every time a region declares an emergency before a hurricane/blizzard/volcanic eruption hits them, Billy heads for the panic room. One of two things tells him the FEMA stormtroopers have passed safely by his house: either his intuition makes his head tingle, or he notices that the frantic banging on the door by his wife and kids has stopped.
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