Originally Posted by Trotskilicious
since i've fundamentally changed my diet, eating breakfast and fruits and vegetables and eschewing fast food and avoiding carbs my dumps have been consistently wonderful and make me smile on the pot after a gargantuan turdrope slides effortlessly out of my rectum
This is true, this is true.
I remember I went vegan for a week (to see what it was like), and I has the most satisfying shits I've ever had in my life. I felt like I had accomplished something when I came out of the bathroom.
God, thought I'd never post something like that in my life.
The hell is wrong with me this morning?