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Old 01-04-2009, 05:27 PM   #84
Shapan
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i had the most intense dump ive had in a while last night

so i was driving to my friend's place last night to meet a bunch of people that are heading back to their respective schools. right before heading over, though, i had like 3 or 4 pieces of pizza because i hadn't eaten all day. so i got off the freeway, and im just a few miles away from the place, and my butt attacks. it practically arrests the rest of my body and i just have that sensation where you know you fucking need to go and some fucking huge abyss drops to your butt. so instead of going to my friend's place and saying hi and then chilling in the bathroom while taking a monster dump, i stopped by a close coffee place that was open late and i had been to a few times before.

that was the background information, here is the dumping.

i got into the bathroom, which was (thankfully) a single that i could lock up and not feel too conscious about taking a huge dump in. i sit down...

...

this huge ball of dump just plops from my ass. have you guys had that? when you've held a dump in for a few minutes, you enter the bathroom, and it just feels like a tennis ball drops out of your ass in the form of dump in a matter of seconds? possibly a hybrid of type 1 and type 2. so this giant ball comes out of my butt and im just like WOW because of how solid and round this thing was(and felt). i chill there for a bit, because i know that can't be it. type 6 then gracefully flows out, and thats actually when i feel like i was being relieved of whatever foul dump was polluting my butt. the first giant clump was practically like the calm before the storm, as if there was a giant 5 second rumble in your house preceding a steady earthquake that wasnt as acute as the rumble but long enough to make you brace yourself. after the type 6 i was still a little cautious because such a combination of dumps requires caution before leaving a bathroom.

i left sort of herky jerky and didnt really feel at ease until a couple minutes of sitting back down in my car.

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