-act like you don't give a shit about what anyone thinks about you but don't be overtly negative.
-if there is a situation where you need to say something negative or complain, end the statement with an upnote.
-think of a few cultural signifiers that are absolutely necessary, and use them to start conversations. talk about stories you heard on NPR, but avoid topics like genocide.
and man, most of all:
-smell nice. chew gum after your lunch break. dunno if you smoke cigarettes, but if you do cut that shit out. this is a deal breaker for all women.
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