[01] what's your first name? adam
[02] middle name? lee
[03] last name? hart
[04] nickname? silent bob
[05] age? 21
[06] gender? male
[07] birthday? december 10, 1981
[08] your sign? sagitarrius
[09] where do you live? taylor made beeeyyyooottcchhh!!!
[10] do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? yep
[11] if so what's her/his name? nicole
[12] have you ever been in love? Yes
[13] who are/were your crushes? That’s secret information.
[14] do you have any piercings, or want any piercings? Yes
[15] if so what do you have/want pierced? i have 4 earrings and a tongue ring
[16] do you have a tattoo or want one? yep
[17] if so what kind and where? i have a pentagram on my left forearm, a suicide king on my right forearm, and the word "FALLEN" on my back shoulder to shoulder.
[18] where do you shop at the most? kroger, gamestop
[19] what color is your hair? Brown
[20] what color are your eyes? blue
[21] how tall are you? 5’11'
[23] do you smoke? Yep
[24] do your friends smoke? Most do.
[25] who are your closest friends? grech, b.c., skippy
[26] who are your friends? A bunch of losers just like me. =D
[27] who are your best friends online? kat
[28] do you like bath & body works? sure
[29] kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use? all different kinds
[30] is your hair short or long? long for a guy
[31] do you like to shop? no. unless it's for video games or cd's.
[32] what sports do you play? Hahahahaha!
[33] what turns you on? vaginas
[34] what turns you off? men.
[35] what place do you go to for fun? utopia, my living room.
[36] what do you do for fun? video games, bowling, smoke weed.
[37] how many phones do you have in your house? 2
[38] how many tv's do you have in your house? 2
[39] what's your favorite food(s)? cereal, turkey, PIZZA!
[40] do you look like anyone famous? nope
[41] do you think ricky martin is muy guapo (very handsome)? Die.
[42] who are the most attractive people you know? me and nicole
[43] are you a virgin? no
[44] do you wish to be like your parents? fuck no!
[45] what cologne should a hot guy wear? wait...what?
[46] what are you listening to right now? scanners scanning
[48] how many hours per day do you spend talking on the phone? less than 1
[49] do you have your own phone line? yeah
[51] what are your favorite shoes? adidas shell toes
[52] what kind of clothes do you sleep in? i sleep in the nude
[53] what's your favorite soda? mountain dew
[54] what things do you say a lot? fuck, i like pizza.
[56] who is the coolest person in the world?: esham
[57] do you think you're weird or funny? indeed.
[59] who was the last person you called? my sister i think
[60] where do you want to get married? ?
[61] who is the hottest girl/guy in your school? School? I wish.
[62] what are your favorite girl names? i don't know.
[63] what are your favorite guy names? whateva.
[64] what's your worst memory in the past 5 years?
[65] what's your favorite childhood memory? playing video games.
[66] what is your favorite fast food restaurant? burger king
[67] who do you really hate? god
[68] do you have any brothers and sisters? 1 sister, 1 half sister
[69] if so, names? heather, shelby
[70] do you have a pool? yeah
[71]do you have a spa? nah
[72] are you stupid? Nope.
[73] what are you addicted to? cigs, weed, video games
[74] do you like jewelry? No
[75] who do you wish you were? lots of dead people
[76] who has it easier, boys or girls? girls
[77] would you rather be short or tall? Tall
[78] do you like to dance? FUCK NO!
[79] do you like playing pranks on people? Sometimes yeah.
[80] what's your least favorite subject in school? government
[81] what's your favorite subject in school? psychology
[82] what time is it? 1:27 pm
[83] what college do you wanna go to? none
[84] what school do you go to now? none mother fucker
[85] do you have a playstation or nintendo 64? haha. yeah, also sega saturn, dreamcast, ps2, gamecube, xbox, game boy advance
[85] if so, what are your favorite games? too many
[87] do you sleep a lot? not really
[88] what are your favorite radio stations? I don’t listen to the radio.
[90] are you a morning person? i'm not an anytime person
[91] what's your favorite tv station? comedy central
[92] Do you wear nail polish? no
[93] how often do you shower? Everyday. except sundays, it's the lord's day. heh.
[94] do you get along with your parents? good enough
[95] what room do you spend the most time in? living room
[96] how many rooms does your house have? 7
[97] what do you want to be when you're out of school? smoke weed.
[98] do you swear a lot? I guess.
[99] are you ticklish? I’ll kill you.
[100] 100 went into the void KAAAAY.....
[101] what are you wearing right now? jeans, adidas shell toes, mudvayne t-shirt.
[102] do you go to church? I don’t think that’s such a good idea.
103] do you like the person who sent you this? lorren is a nazi.
[104] do you believe in god? hellz nah.
[107] do you believe in love at first sight? Nope.
[108] what color tooth brush do you use? i forget, blue maybe?
[109] how many times a day do you brush your teeth? once
[110] who is your favorite cartoon character? stan, beavis.
[111] got molested by Michael Jackson So what happened to 112? Fuckers...
[113] what's your favorite fruit? pear
[114] what's your favorite veggies? celery
[115] what's your favorite candy? whatchamacallit
[116] what was the best day of your life so far? who cares?
[117] what are you going to do today? smoke weed/play video games
[118] are you momma's little angel? Yes
[119] do you wear body spray? no
[120] who is the sweetest girl? nicole
[121] who is the sweetest guy? me
[122] are you wearing nail polish now? No...
[123] if so, what color? GET OFF THE NAIL POLISH ALREADY
[124] how many rings or necklaces do you own? 1
[125] do you wear a watch? occasionally
[126] did/do you have braces? did, twice.
[127] are you tired? no
[130] what are you thinking right now? what are you thinking right now?
[131] are you having fun? not really, but whateva.
[132] what time is it? i just fucking told you.
[133] who makes you laugh? mitch hedberg
[134] who's your favorite teacher? they are all gay
[135] what is the best concert you have ever been to? tool
[136] what is your favorite dream? i don't remember them.
[137] what is your worst dream? like i said.
[138] are you tired of filling this out yet? Sorta
[139] who of your friends do you think will get bored with this the most? I don’t think any of them would even fill it out.
[140] who sent this lovely survey to you? kat
[141] what's your worst memory as a little kid? i don't remember my childhood.
[142] have you ever been cheated on? Yep
[143] do you believe in santa claus? I am Santa Claus
[144] do you believe in ghosts? no
what's better? choose one or neither
[145] rap or r&b? Rap
[146] pop or rock? Rock
[147] rock or metal? metal
[148] classical or jazz? classical
[149] hanson or manson? Manson
[150] koRn or 311? What? korn
[151] no doubt or garbage? Garbage
[152] jewel or fiona apple? jewel
[153] offspring or nine inch nails? Nine Inch Nails. No question.
[154] sugar ray or tool? TOOL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING THIS FOR? TOOL YOU BASTARD
[155] backstreet boys or nsync? What? Neither.
[156] joey mcintyre or jordan knight? danny donny joe jon jordan. tee hee.
your opinions
[157] what do you think about boy bands? Hah.
[158] what do you think about country? stupid
[159] what do you think about heavy metal? :metal:
[160] what do you think about rap? Great if done well.
[161] what do you think about r&b? horrible.
[162] do you think nkotb are coming back? new kids on the block silly.
yes or no or eh
[163] like Hanson? NO
[164] like Nsync? No
[165] like Backstreet Boys? No
[166] like Korn? yes
[167] like Orgy? yes
[168] like Sugar ray? No
[169] like Metalica? old stuff
[170] like No doubt? OLD No Doubt...yes.
[171] like Britney Spears? She’s hot...well she used to be.
[172] like Saves The Day? Who?
[173] like Dashboard Confessional? fuck no
[174] like MxPx? no
[175] like Nine Inch Nails? Fucking yes.
[176] like Busta Rhymes? Ohhh yes.
[177] like the Offspring? Older Offspring, yes.
[178] like Shakira? no.
[179] like Nelly Furtado? nope
[180] like Ludacris? meh
[181] like Janet Jackson? No
[182] like Nickelback? hell no
[183] like Puddle Of Mudd? god no
[184] like Cold? used to.
[185] like Lil Bow Wow? no, come on now.
[186] like DMX? Old, yes.
[187] like Twisted Sister? sure.
[188] like Misfits? danzig is god
[189] like ICP? of course
[190] like Dixie Chicks? bleh
[191] like Mariah Carey? hahahahahahahaha
[192] like Joe? fuck no.
[193] like Hoobastank? No.
[194] like Eminem? used to.
[195] like Shania Twain? No
[196] like Ja-Rule? Hahahahahaha
[197] like Jay-Z? No.
[198] like Blues Traveler? decent
[199] like Barenaked Ladies? fuck no, god what is wrong with you?
[200] like Incubus? no
[201] like Green Day? Old Green Day, yes.
[202] like Limp Bizkit? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[203] do you like the Beatles? Fuck no!
[204] do you like The Deftones? never.
[205] do you like the Strokes? fuck no, fuck the the bands
[206] do you like Queen? Yes
[207] do you like Elton John? no, fag.
[208] do you like Further Seems Forever? Who?
[209] do you like Depeche Mode? no, stupid goths.
[210] how many cd's do you have? around 400
[211] what cd is in your cd player? esham
[212] how many tapes do you have? 0
[213] do you own videos of your favorite group? yep.
[214] do you record your favorite group when they're on tv? no, i'm not that gay.
[215] are you obsessed with your favorite group/singer/band? i wouldn't go that far.
[216] what's the oldest group/singer you are still listening to? who cares?
[217] are most of your friends music freaks? A little bit.
[218] what do you think of the girls and the whole teeny bopper thing? What?
[219] have you ever paid for a pay-per-view? Nope
[220] do you ever buy merchandise of your favorite group? What kinda questions are these? Yes of course I do.
[221] what tv station is better...mtv or vh1? vh1
[222] what is the worst show on mtv? all of them
[223] what is the best show on mtv? ......
[224] if you could marry any music person who would it be? i'd do maynard in the butt.
[225] what is the worst cd you own? moth
[226] what's your favorite movie soundtrack? underworld
[227] friend(s) that looks most like you? no
[228] friend(s) you have the most fun with? video games
[229] friend(s) you've dreamt about? Everyone at some point, I’m sure.
[230] long or short hair? What? On other people? I dunno.
[231] dark or blonde? Dark usually
[232] tall or short? Taller usually...doesn’t really matter.
[233] mr. sensitive or mr. funny? i'm not gay
[235] dark or light eyes? Light ??
[236] hat or no hat? NO HATS
[237] ears pierced or no? whatever floats your boat
[238] dark, tan or fair? Fair
239 got beat up by Kid Rock while trying to take pictures of him Really....
[240] freckles or none? Um?
[241] rugged outdoorsy type or sportsy type? once again, not gay
[242] all american, homey g, or grunge? NOT GAY!!!!!!
[243] accent or american? WHAT WHAT WHAT?
preferences
[244] mt. dew or surge? mountain dew
[245] mcdonalds or burger king? bk
[246] coke or pepsi? pepsi
[247] rather marry the perfect lover or perfect friend? vagina?
[248] sweet or sour? sour
[249] chocolate or vanilla? chocolate
[250] tea or coffee? neither, iced tea is cool.
[251] sappy/action/comedy/horror? horror/comedy
[252] cats or dogs? Both
[253] cool ranch or nacho cheese? NATCHYO CHEESE
[254] mud or jello wrestling? Wow...
[255] with or without ice-cubes? With. I like to chew ice.
[256] milk/dark/white chocolate? milk
[257] rain or shine? whatever i don't go outside.
[258] top or bottom? again, whatever.
[259] favorite season? spring
[260] strawberry or cherry? strawberry
[261] skiing or boarding? I’ve never done either.
[262] cake or cookies? cake
[263] cereal or toast? Cereal.
[264] car or truck? Car
[265] night or day? whatever
[266] gloves or mittens? neither, unless you plan to kill someone
[267] pager or cell phone? neither, waste of money
[268] bunk bed or waterbed? water
[269] chewing gum or hard candy? Hard candy I guess
[270] motor boat or canoe? motor
[271] lights on or off? off
what's your favorite?
[276] what's your favorite color? black/blue
[277] what's your favorite number? 4 motherfucker!!!
[278] what's your favorite drink? michelob
[279] what's your favorite animal? bunnies
[280] what's your favorite holiday? what are those?
[281] what's your favorite quote? All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few
[282] what's your favorite sound? the sound of a sword being unsheathed.
[283] what's your favorite ice cream flavor? chocoloate chip cookie dough
[284] what's your favorite song ever? fuck da world
[285] what's your favorite book? magazines
[286] what's your favorite movie? matrix
[287] what's your favorite tv show? x-play
[288] what's your favorite place? home
[289] what's your favorite game? video
[290] what's your favorite scent? weed
[291] what's your favorite shape? a perfect circle
[292] what's your favorite texture? weed
[293] what's your house gonna look like? like a madman's nightmares
[294] how many kids do you want? 2
[295] what does your ideal girlfriend/boyfriend look like? a girl
[296] how do they act? girly
[297] where is your dream date? game works
[298] do you like to call or be called? neither, don't talk to me
[299] move anywhere, where would it be? taylor made beeyyoottcchhh!!!
[300] what time is it now? don't you have a clock?!