cob hate thread
i was out driving today and saw this massive motherfucking corn cob field
and like, I just suddenly went completely berserk. FUCK CORN, YOU KNOW?
it's so overrated as a vegetable, fruit, whatever the fuck it is. it's just so fuckin sweet and yellow and stupid and shit, and then you eat it and it comes out totally intact in your fucking shit.
like if I wanted a bunch of shit stuck in my teeth I'd go eat your mom's curly asshole, capische?
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