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Old 02-05-2021, 02:23 PM   #486
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Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes View Post
Yesterday I had a poop that was so long and stiff it took three flushes before it would go down. Each time it would get stuck in the center of the bowl, resembling a zero with a slash mark through it.
“In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”

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