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Old 01-12-2022, 05:15 PM   #42
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Big Truck05, this is absolutely a problem I created for my own self, in my own mind; you are in no way responsible and I cannot accept your apology

I'll say this for the movie, it got me into reading about the unused gospels out there, many of which are way fucking cooler than the one they picked for the movie

Check out the Infancy Gospel of Thomas, an account of Jesus's childhood:

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In another episode, a child disperses water that Jesus has collected. Jesus kills this first child, when at age one he curses a boy, which causes the child's body to wither into a corpse. Later, Jesus kills another child via curse when the child apparently accidentally bumps into Jesus, throws a stone at Jesus, or punches Jesus (depending on the translation).
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH HAS DISOWNED THIS GOSPEL BECAUSE IT FUCKING RULES TOO HARD, TODDLER JESUS FUCKING WITHERS A KID LIKE THAT NAZI IN LAST CRUSADE, FUCK YES

 
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