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pinetree 02-17-2021 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mxzombie (Post 4574985)
it took you 17 years of not looking at netphoria to think, "that place couldn't get any dumber!"

then you got here, saw this thread, and realized you were wrong

or maybe I was simply making a dumb and dumber reference :rofl:

mxzombie 02-19-2021 01:31 PM

hilarious, and well executed!

slunken 02-20-2021 11:16 AM

been taking psyllium husk for a couple months or so. monster dumps on the reg. bowl looks like a pile of wet leaves. very satisfying 8/10 would recommend.

slunken 02-20-2021 11:17 AM

oldphoria

redbreegull 02-23-2021 05:31 PM

Peeing out the butt rn

ovary 02-27-2021 02:40 PM

the internet led me to believe my anal fissure would unfizzle on its own.

that has not happened.

still itchy and burney. hmm

MyOneAndOnly 02-27-2021 05:51 PM

sounds more like a hemorrhoid

MyOneAndOnly 02-27-2021 05:57 PM

i apologize if this has already been posted. Behold, the Lloyd Banks Turd:



Quote:

THIS PIECE OF FOSSILIZED VIKING poop is so well-preserved, one paleoscatologist called it as “precious as the crown jewels.” Archaeologists have dated the dung back to the ninth century, when what’s now York was ruled by Norse warrior-kings.

This coprolite (fossilized feces) was discovered in 1972 in York under what was to become a local bank. As such, it’s been named the Lloyds Bank coprolite, or more colloquially, the Lloyds Bank turd.

ovary 02-27-2021 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly (Post 4575520)
sounds more like a hemorrhoid

that would explain my roid rage

smashingjj 02-28-2021 02:16 PM

pure LOGOS

FlamingGlobes 04-08-2021 10:09 AM

My guys have been bright orange the last two mornings.

Orange you glad I came back to share this with you?

run2pee 04-08-2021 10:30 AM

Itís so nice to know that u think suddenly of us whenever youíve passed remarkable poodukens

FlamingGlobes 04-08-2021 11:15 AM

Have you seen What Lies Beneath?

reprise85 04-08-2021 05:39 PM

y'all ever heard the story of the poop knife on reddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfRed...he_poop_knife/

yeah, i have a poop knife now

slunken 04-08-2021 08:06 PM

Varg Vikernes (Burzum) was arguing with a dude on Twitter yesterday saying this dude wasn't smart enough to enjoy shitting in a bucket because you shouldn't ENJOY shitting.

Shallowed 04-08-2021 08:47 PM

That explains a lot.

slunken 04-08-2021 09:59 PM

i'm too lazy to post the exchange but I can assure you neither of them won

FlamingGlobes 04-09-2021 12:08 PM

Shitting is like one of the most enjoyable and rewarding things you can do. It's right next to giving negative rep to Took.

Shallowed 04-09-2021 05:56 PM

I'm sorry for your loss

slunken 04-10-2021 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4577732)
Shitting is like one of the most enjoyable and rewarding things you can do.

such a sad life

killtrocity 05-05-2021 12:18 PM

If you're American, install a bidet right now. At first it's very jarring to have cold water shot up and around your fartbox, but once you get used to it, it's the greatest thing in the world

Shallowed 05-05-2021 01:44 PM

ok then I won't.

Shallowed 09-27-2021 10:46 PM

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT SO MANY FUCKING TIMES I SWEAR IT'S LIKE I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY HOLY FUCKING SHIT HOW THE FUCK AM I PRODUCING SO MUCH SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE TO CREATE SOMETHING FROM NOTHING HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN LEGAL

FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


john's ego 11-16-2021 05:19 PM

simply delighted this was only on page 2

i've been doing 5's for like a year straight. i'm probably going to get diverticulitis and and start shitting out a 2nd belly button

Shallowed 11-18-2021 05:19 AM


toase 11-18-2021 04:26 PM

ha ha ha I do that

run2pee 11-18-2021 04:50 PM

Didn’t know u could stretch a frogs bottomhole quite so wide

Thanks

smashingjj 11-19-2021 09:20 AM

i am on my anal period

smashingjj 11-19-2021 09:20 AM

hello

smashingjj 11-19-2021 10:15 AM

all kinds of stuff coming out of my butt


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