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reprise85 09-27-2018 10:50 PM

del

FoolofaTook 09-27-2018 10:56 PM

so sorry reprise. god. fuck that dude you should track him down and kill him.

reprise85 09-27-2018 11:07 PM

i have definitely pondered that but not lately.

FoolofaTook 09-28-2018 06:30 AM

any news from the fbi guy?

reprise85 09-28-2018 08:31 AM

no, and i'm not expecting anything. if he gets caught it won't have anything to do with me most likely

reprise85 07-23-2019 11:45 PM

Ever had a poop that looked like a really buff version of the Michelin Man?

Mals Marola 07-23-2019 11:53 PM

only in the sense that it spoke to me

Shallowed 12-14-2019 07:33 PM

I have been suffering chronic diarrhoea for over a month.

Shallowed 12-14-2019 07:34 PM

:'(

FoolofaTook 12-14-2019 08:11 PM

mhmm....



sexy

reprise85 12-15-2019 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed (Post 4524390)
I have been suffering chronic diarrhoea for over a month.

go to the doctor bro

topleybird 12-16-2019 09:36 AM

They're gonna ask for a sample when you go, preferably at least a quart, for tests

smashingjj 12-16-2019 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85 (Post 4524545)
go to the doctor bro

Why though, this is perfectly healthy i'm sure yes?

smashingjj 12-16-2019 10:19 AM

This is just a boy's period. The body has to let it all out once in a while

Mals Marola 12-16-2019 11:28 AM

for a month? what kinda periods you havin, bruh

smashingjj 12-16-2019 11:58 AM

Monthly month-long periods. Did your father not tell you once you got into puberty?

smashingjj 12-16-2019 12:19 PM

or at least, Took's father?

topleybird 12-16-2019 01:15 PM

Perhaps you simply need to ask WHO or USAID to send you a life-saving formula

Quote:

This simple treatment for diarrhea is one of the most important medical advances of the 20th century. Annual deaths among children under 5 caused by the disease have declined over the past two decades from an estimated 5 million to approximately 1.5 million. ORS and the broader category of oral rehydration therapies (ORTS) are credited with saving tens of millions of lives around the globe
I dunno if they only do this for underprivileged kids in third-world countries so it might be good to ask in a high voice and ambiguous accent

FoolofaTook 12-16-2019 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj (Post 4524589)
or at least, Took's father?




smashingjj 12-16-2019 08:10 PM

whose you're deaddy?

FoolofaTook 12-17-2019 07:53 PM

bought some street food yesterday and since then ive been feeling like utter shit and shitting utter liquid.

almost out of toilet paper but feeling too shitty to get some more from the store.

there is, however, the spraygun that muslims use. time for a rectal blast?

:D

FoolofaTook 12-17-2019 07:53 PM

this is what is known as a "silver lining"

Mals Marola 12-17-2019 08:08 PM

i wish i could put a thread on my ignore list

FoolofaTook 12-17-2019 08:19 PM

yeah i know the jimmy eat world thread is brutal

FoolofaTook 12-18-2019 02:49 AM

Are You Walking Around With Dirty Anus? A Guide To Good Butt Hygiene

Talking about good butt hygiene is a taboo in our society, and we need to change it as millions of people walk around with dirty anuses every day. Individuals need to understand that wiping with dry toilet paper doesnít equivalent to cleaning. You wouldnít shower with a dry towel; why do you think that dry toilet paper cleans you?

Look at it this way: You were eating melted chocolate, and now your face and hands are dirty with melted chocolate. Would you use just dry paper to clean your face and hands or would you wash also?

But beside this, why is good butt hygiene important?

Reduces risks of spreading E.coli and other bacteria to intimate area. It is estimated that 60 to 70% of women will experience at least one episode of urinary tract infection (UTI) during their lifetime. UTI is caused by bacteria that come from the perineum and anal area.

Keeps the underwear clean. If you work out or live in a humid environment, then your sweat flows down your spine and spreads the shit and bacteria to your underwear and thighs.

Bad personal hygiene is number 1 turn off for both sexes.

In history, people used to have a moisturizing component like water + soap or water and oil for cleaning and used paper for drying. Dry toilet paper became popular during world wars as water was scarce in trenches and front line. Recently people in western societies have started to realize that using just paper is bad hygiene. This has brought a surge of adults who are using baby wipes to clean themselves. Wet wipes do the job, but unfortunately cause a lot of problems for the environment (killing marine life, littering beaches) and wrecking sewers all over the world and are also quite expensive to use daily. In 2015 The Guardian called the wet wipes the biggest villain of the year, and from that point, the situation only has gotten worst. Nowadays there are legal cases in US and UK to ban the selling of flushable wet wipes as experts say they are not flushable.

What are the options:

Taking a full body shower. An excellent option that we recommend if you have time and option to use it after taking number 2. It is advised to use soap to wash and a special cream also afterward as water alone doesnít clean and dries the skin.

Bidet: A good option if full body shower is not possible. It is advised to use soap to wash and a special cream also afterward as water alone doesnít clean and also dries the skin.

Wet Wipes: Does the job, but please help to keep the environment and marine life alive and throw the dirty wet wipe to the trash bin and not into the toilet. Read more: Are flushable wet wipes flushable?

Gel Wipe: If you donít want to take a shower every time or are traveling or hiking, then itís a perfect solution. It cleans and disinfects thanks to the small amount of pure alcohol in it and thereís also a bit of panthenol to moisturize and soothes skin. It can also be used on children under age of 3 as an alternative to baby wipes.

Use just dry toilet paper: A good option if you donít care about hygiene and walking around with dirty anus is fine for you.

FoolofaTook 12-19-2019 06:51 PM

well the poop has solidified more or less but i am still taking hella frequent dumps (four in an hour since waking). also whenever i eat something it feels like a rock in my gut.

Shallowed 12-19-2019 09:46 PM

In a dream we are connected

Siamese twins

at the anus

FoolofaTook 12-19-2019 10:19 PM

so i got some antibiotics and anti-diarrhea pills for five days. they cost: 9 bucks.

god bless SE Asia.

FoolofaTook 12-19-2019 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shallowed (Post 4524900)
In a dream we are connected

Siamese twins

at the anus

I chose an eternity of shit
Like falling feces
The toilet bowl disappeared
Laughing into the poop
Is it always like this?
Flesh and blood and the first dump
The first feces
The first dump
We writhed under a shit storm
Voodoo crap
Siamese twins
I sit on the toilet and strain for an hour
Then everything falls apart
Broken inside me
It falls apart

FoolofaTook 12-22-2019 09:33 PM

i took a solid dump today, with honest-to-goodness turds



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