Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4552802)

Don't worry. I'm sure you would have found some other way to mess up your life if not for the girl.

Originally Posted by Ram27 (Post 4552800)

i was reading this book and it gave me this existential crisis that if i never had a crush on anyone, i’d have a degree and a job and shit by now

i'm having a fun evening

Originally Posted by Run To Me (Post 4552902)

Yes it is the burden of women not only to suffer the torturous pains of birthing every last living man child, but also, later, to undertake the monumental (and oft futile) task of teaching some other mothers babyman how to be psychological adults before dating him

And then, if they’re lucky, they get to enjoy the sweaty weight of a panting man, and later suffer the holy gory bloodbath of birthing the next babyboy

What im trying to say i guess is that it’s ladies night oh wata nite

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4552674)

yo, i felt a little crummy having to call the cops on a person today, but he was hitting a woman in broad daylight against the side of a building. saw her getting choked as we were walking perpendicular to him from behind and noticed passengers in a vehicle and city workers watching, too. i think the woman in the vehicle called the cops, too, cause she stayed parked until they came.

since i was outside and walking with tim, i yelled 'HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP HITTING HER." by that point he was aggressively flipped up her hat and nudging his shoulder into her and pushing her in the chest into the wall. he told me to get walking or he was gonna fuck me up. i didn't say anything else but i didn't go away and called the police and waited for them, too.

but then i saw the police let them walk off and he and the girl went down an alley. i was like WTF he's just gonna go beat her somewhere else so i ran up to the police and asked what happened. they said that the couple told them nothing had happened and everything was cool. i told them i saw her getting choked and that when i yelled at him to stop, he threatened me and i wasn't able to intervene at all and was afraid he was going to hurt her.

they asked if i wanted to file a complaint and i said fuck yes (reluctantly, sort of---lot to consider), so they radioed other cops to pick up the dude. i could tell the girl was pissed, but i am not about to let that go. i ignore selling loose squares, smoking, loud music and other noises (i.e fireworks, late night parties), and lots of other ostensibly innocuous shit, but doing that to a woman in broad daylight? WTF does he do in private?

Originally Posted by Elphenor (Post 4552910)

I agree some of us suq the fux

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4552913)

I hope that, at the very least, you received a round of applause for your efforts.

Originally Posted by mxzombie (Post 4552957)

we high-fived

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4552970)

are you scared of butts?

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4552970)

are you scared of butts?

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4552978)

no, i just particularly wasn't fan of the one posted on page 76 of "You Know I'm Chat Thread" on the standard post-per-page setting

perhaps if i was using the "correct" setting I too would have been ridded of the butt much earlier, but alas, i keep the pages thick