Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4538241)

my upstairs neighbor (there's only one other apartment) kid is coming over later for a play date. i told the mom recently i'd be happy to help her daughter with homework or give her a break once in a while and she took me up on it. i saw the 7 year old over last weekend and she was blowing bubbles next me talking about how we need to get some snacks, watch youtube videos, and "chill". she thinks i'm so cool :cool: i bought some chips and am gonna get her to help me make cookies. we ain't watching youtube videos, though, cause she can do that at home. i'm tired already.
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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4538258)

my next door neighbors (who own the whole building) are on some other shit, though, and are regularly inviting over adults and random kids i've never seen over for bonfires and junk. we got them to move back inside last night by blasting suck a polar bear's dick out the back window.

Originally Posted by Run To Me (Post 4538256)

That’s not allowed, is it? Or are u all like 1 family unit based on how the buidling is laid out? Don’t think u can have ppl just over for like play dates where we are, i would know given it’s like the greatest source of sadness for the kids in our house

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4538186)

Also, my hair stops growing at a certain length. I don't shave anymore, and I haven't had a haircut in years.

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4538239)

oh i see how it is. you want to wrassle with manly strangers but we can't sit at a respectful distance from each other in a beauty saloon?

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4538186)

Also, my hair stops growing at a certain length. I don't shave anymore, and I haven't had a haircut in years.

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 4538318)

Have you tried severing a limb?

This could be it.

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR (Post 4538229)

shelter in place, man. social distancing

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4538993)

And wrong decade with the 'gayyyy'

Originally Posted by Ram27 (Post 4539008)

i was watching this phoebe bridgers gig on insta last week and someone commented gayyy and she read it and said haha thanks

i meant it like that

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4539125)

On a walk I just took, I met a supermassive orange cat. He was hiding out behind some bushes to keep out of the sun. We exchanged salutations and then I was on my way. What a magnificent beast!