^gives leftover food to homeless man begging for change, humblebrags on social media

dang, projecting much, homie?!

^lol

okay, so you are projecting. it's pretty rude to give leftovers to homeless people, btw. it says a lot about what you think about yourself and them.

my audio documentary teacher sent me this email:

Hey ******,

I don't know if you're into punk given your question last night, but I sent this long list of links to a friend of mine about a month ago when he was looking for new stuff to check out. If you're into punk, you might already know some of these bands. If you're not into punk, well deleting might be the way to go. Haha.

[many links]


Haha.

Professor Elphenour, I presume??

no, this guy doesn't like green day, i think.

^goes through Tim's browsing history at least twice a week

omg ur projecting again. tim and i aren't those people. is that what precipitated your divorce, though?

i guess you are teacher's favorite after all

c'est la vie

all i did was ask a question, but people like that, i guess.

that teacher has a crush

yeah i don't think it's your questions he's interested in

^most colleagues/acquaintances hide her feed on social media, but she doesn't know it

I got it made, got it made, got it made

Teacher is hot for me

you guys ruin everything!

^orders steak rare, complains to waiter that it's too bloody

So how's the weather today where you live, flobes?

It's kinda rainy over here.

too myoglobiny

i was just stating how suspicious that message sounded to me, not necessarily creepy since you're very much of mature age and it's a free country.

???

I was just talking about the weather.

^has given members of his family food poisoning on more than one occasion

Are you saying they ate my produce?

Signs of FoolofaTook Food Poisoning: blue face, green tongue, lockjaw.

So this rash is from something else?

Bed bugs, most likely.

you talkin' to me? you must be talkin' to me!

yep! enjoy your punk!

oof

I just got pos repped by y s e m!!!

^doesn't know how to operate a toaster; feels it's too late to start

I want to buy a phone but I am too ashamed to go into a store and tell them that I've never really had one.

Pretend you had one

Get a Huawei.

They're good enough to invoke protectionism.

I don't see why you need to bring it up, unless you have no idea what you're looking for. Even so, I can guarantee you they don't give a shit.