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fuck knows! sometimes it's every day, sometimes every other week. time will tell. everything will fall into place. Everything is leading up to it.
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It’s easier to give Erica the illusion that she’s in control because she’s more mentally impaired and withdrawn than you. And that’s not a slight or being mean. It’s just true
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wow. what the hell has happened here
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I think he finally got raped by a couch packaging machine :(
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Welcome to thunderdome
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Don’t ban CW
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Why not? Would you rather get banned instead?
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Ultimately it's up to Ram27 anyway, been trying to reach him to swing the hammer, please stay tuned.
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Ram "The Hammer" 27
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may get this groundskeeping job at the cemetary
give me all the Goth maybe move into gravedigging like Captain Sensible |
Woah! You’ll b the next Dampe
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What would you be doing as a cemetery groundskeeper?
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keeping the cemetery grounds
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"Your ONE JOB was to keep the cemetery grounds, and now they've gone missing! You're fired!
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Isn't all the work in coal, these days?
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You'd be a very relatable character in a movie marketed to those just old enough to see R rated films, Elph
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I'm that guy in American Beauty that films the plastic bag
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do you sell dime bags?
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when that first wave of warmth envelopes your body at about beer 3 awwwww yes that's the stuff
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some day we'll be dignified and old
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my hair stylist (lol for my moptop) drinks shots with me while she dyes my hair (jet black)
we listen to Velvet Underground and talk about how Lou Reed was a monster to women but THE KING so what can you do that was fun today I mean she's like 30 and married but I think she's my best friend |
my roommate tells me he saw my ex on some online dating thing whatever the newest swipe-uh is
thing is he never met her but he got her name and description right you take one look at her and you know we dated how did I let something like that go |
I made her cry one night
only to cry when she said she had enough |
hey thanks dead forum I needed this
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It's like that episode of The Wire in which McNulty figures out that paying Avon's Verizon bill is the key to getting up on his phone.
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^ now here's a man who knows how to get deep into the mind of an adventist virgin
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Google has sent me a push notification to watch the trailer for the new Aladdin movie no fewer than four times now.
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Smited? Smitten? Ensmite?
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the new beauty and beast sucked ass
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Hopefully the new Lion King doesn't
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oh shit it actually looks good! and it's by the same director who remade jungle book, which was great.
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