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hey bro it's a wave

just ride it like I rode your daddy last night ;)

i think we're posting too much, man

i need to lie down. everything's spinning. it's been a rollercoaster ride on netphoria this morning!

yeah you definitely drank the tequila

which one of you petty fuckers logged in as hey! just to neg rep me? i'm guessing smashingjj since he has like several dozen alt accounts, mainly just to spite me.

I thought we were all using that account?

The smashingjj account, I mean.

That thing is starting to look used up and spent, like the elastic band around Took's father's skivvies.

like I switch between accounts so easily that I barely even notice it.

my wife was going thru her iphone and found a poem we had wrote for you all that i found subpar for posting at the time. in hindsight, i think it is worthy.

There's a dog we know, a dog we love,
shooting hoops way up above.
But now we'll travel to the land of hockey,
north of snowy suburban Milwaukee.
Air Bud's most recent incarnation
is a young pup learning about menstruation.
This movie brings the knowledge home:
pucks, nets, mouthguards, spermicidal foam.
As young girls learn about both kinds of flow,
Bud grabs a cup and gets geared up to go!
Puperty's hard, but hockey's sublime.
Breast bud; period of a lifetime

Honest policy: I’m struggling. Life is so different. Since last August, I’ve been a pageant queen, a bachelor contestant, and the Bachelorette. I’ve been in love with multiple people, I got engaged, I broke off an engagement, and I shared it all with millions of people. My faith has been questioned by thousands who don’t know my heart, and my transparency with my decisions has labeled me promiscuous. Simultaneously, I’ve become a role model for young women and started bigger conversations around faith, and sex. // I’m living on my own for the first time and shuffling through this life of next steps with press, media, and opportunities galore.
I miss my friends and family who have watched my life explode. I feel guilty because I don’t have the time or emotional capacity to fill each of them in on my life right now. I can’t keep up with the people who matter most, because I can barely keep up with my own life right now. // I am not complaining about this past year of adventures. The woman who has emerged would shock the mirror-image young girl from a year ago. I have so many blessings to be thankful for. However it’s uncharted territory for me, and it’s been hard to really process what the heck is going on. // Maybe I needed write this out to remind myself I’m human and it’s okay to be overwhelmed. And maybe, I just needed to remind you guys too. Life is beautiful, but wild. I think it’s okay to be strong-to know you’re strong-but to still feel weak simultaneously. I believe that’s when the magic happens. My spirit has opportunity to grow and blossom from this place. Healing and restoration can happen. I can rest knowing that My Savior has compassion and wants to help and love me through this journey. I’ve just got to let Him. I don’t know if I have been lately— but I am now because honestly, I think I would give out if I didn’t. So yeah, I’m not going to struggle to disguise my weakness— I’m just gonna give over the keys to my main man Jesus and let him bless me through this ride. Isaiah 54:10

Your trying too hard, bruh. Give it a rest.

is he just sharing random entries from Mike Campbell's diary now or what?

You're both just jealous that I've so effortlessly scaled the pinnacle of top-tier posting and sustained my position over such a long time period.

sure, but what do you have planned for my upcoming 1k posts bash?

It is cruel of you to ask such a thing, after your untimely disappearance for your 10,000k extravaganza.

But I have come to accept my fate and embrace a life of suffering.

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Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4537607)

sure, but what do you have planned for my upcoming 1k posts bash?

I've got you covered. Cupcakes and a special curated 3eb playlist.

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Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4537609)

It is cruel of you to ask such a thing, after your untimely disappearance for your 10,000k extravaganza.

But I have come to accept my fate and embrace a life of suffering.

kind of tough to have a 10k party when you haven't ever reached 10k, innit

in any case, why not just transfer that party over to the 1k spectacular that I, Joey Goldberg, am about to celebrate?

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Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4537611)

I've got you covered. Cupcakes and a special curated 3eb playlist.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4537619)

kind of tough to have a 10k party when you haven't ever reached 10k, innit

in any case, why not just transfer that party over to the 1k spectacular that I, Joey Goldberg, am about to celebrate?

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Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4537619)

innit

you can't deny that is a magnificent image Took just posted, though

i just finished playing thru With Every Light on acoustic for the first time. and not even really properly, cause i'm cheating all the barre chords and it sounds like weird

but i fucking love that song goddamn. my soul feels so warm now. the guitar feels so resonant from the weird Bsus2 whatever the fuck at the end

this is not a drunk post

<3 that is indeed a beautiful song, Ram

Team Machina smiles on you

should we arrange some sort of fist fight or combat tournament for members of this board once the quarantines are lifted? something like bloodsport

real violent. who's in?

you got somethin' serious you want to share w/ the group, Paul???