Catherine Wheel is like the bullied high schooler that shows up — all swollen with pride and a sense of vindication — to the ten year reunion in a performance vehicle, several grand's worth of clothing and some great recommendations for where to do your winter skiing.

Only, in his case, any would-be signs of achievement are replaced with having been manipulated into paying off a few phone bills while the account-holders duck him by playing off his misogynistic disgust with menstruation. Bravo.

So smashing j when you link these threads you are giving people a snapshot of your own power abusing behavior. You aware of that? Did that register? Or are you just a glutton for punishment that you don’t care

Or maybe you are so pathetic that it all comes down to this Netphoria preservation thing where you don’t really value anything and just want me to leave you alone here to drown

How does a non-disclosure agreement compel one to seek alternative cellphone plan funding for approximately 15% of any payment period (no pun intended), though?

Please elaborate.

oh, i know you... you're Mellow Mike!

argh my parents are inviting a bunch of their church friends over for dinner. they invited 20 but only 10 said yes (the foolf effect lol)

i really just want to disappear for an epic walk but i can't. sigh.

why not? do they have you chained?

The site is viral in the sense that is looked at every day. Not always often every day but at least every day. And that will never end. And nothing you or anyone says will affect that. So Just accept it. That’s what I tell people all the time. Let this happen.

What is your primary source of income?

If you stop pretending like you have control of something and just accept things and let them happen things go much smoother

The illusion of control

Would you define the success of a restaurant by the number of people seen to check the menu posted by the door before ultimately moving on or by the number of those that elect to dine within?

I’m just talking in general. The idea of holding someone hostage figuratively. I’ve been in some relationships like that. Or just the idea of not being able to give in and accept something. For whatever reason

Probably useless to ask, but does anyone have an idea what the hell the guy is talking about this time? I could have sworn i didn't link to any thread

key word linking. For google searches. Don’t play coy or semantics with me to try and avoid what I’m saying.

Because when you do that you just get in deeper water

Maybe it’s time to have a talk with whatcolor about demoting you and forcing you to find another job so you aren’t on the street....

if you're trying to convey a message it's probably important that you don't say something wildly different to what you want to say

Any idea what you're gonna do with all the time you used to spend on here?

Nah just treat it like you’re researching for your next big story post

Been jonesin for some foolf story posts

Time to chronicle some life/times for us

Personally cannot WAIT to hear about this fucken church feast

There's no need for writing fantasy with a life as blessed with strange goings on.

yeah no shit.

so i went for like a three and a half hour perambulatory saga and got a nice purple sunburn on my nose. when i got back they were on dessert but nobody seemed to inclined to engage me, so i just kind stood there awkwardly blushing and saying hi.

then i turned my back on those fuckers and PARTOOK (Whallah!). My parents had badly overestimated the amount of food they needed so there are fucking mountains of chap-chae and ziggurats of kimbab (they ordered this shit from a korean store) still left for me to lay waste to. now i am safely up in my room stuffing myself and dreaming of going to live in cambodia.

[insert joke about your nose being Rouge here]

i have to say that the embarrassment and shame was definitely worth it now that i am gorging myself on korean food.

so what's been going on here? is cee-dub still on one?

I suspect that he was banned.

Why? Are you not confident that he was banned?

Not at all, no.

i would be both angered & offended if they banned a living legend with such little/no fanfare