Yea mayo is some dumb shit as well… it’s a condiment for xenophobic people to use because they’ve never heard of Guac

The Mayo-eating ones are even worse than the ones who appropriate guacamole as if it's for them.

What's even worse is thinking that eating guacamole makes you an adventurous eater

yes! ranch as well

i can't stand anything with dill either but that's my own psychosis

That's me with sage. Yuck.

this kid who sat at my lunch table in high school notoriously hated mayo and one day this other kid comes up to him with a slice of bread with mayo and slaps him in the face with it and my dude vomited profusely

I don't hate mayo, but its uses are limited. a light dose of mayo is still good on a burger imho

recently though if I'm eating a burger I like a bit of guac and some sweet baby ray's barbecue sauce, SOUR ass garlic dill pickles, and some potato chips

I got no beef with mayo. It's not my favourite but it serves its purpose well enough.

yeah yesterday i asked for light mayo on a turkey sandwich. i had no idea what to eat. it's better as an ingredient though. i like mustard and bbq sauce more.

my grandpa called mayonaise "slick 'em" (slickem)

i keep that joke alive every Thanksgiving when we're all making ham sammies out of the leftovers

Me on the other hand won't get mayo with beef.

This makes it SO much worse. Reminds me of a customer I had when I worked at Hardee's way back when. He asked for 10 jelly packets to go with his single biscuit, because he "wanted it to slide right down."

I never understood how people eat burgers with ketchup, mustard, and mayo all together.

Yeah im gonna need you all to develop more self confidence or something so you don’t feel the need to consume mayonnaise drenched bread any longer

y'all can't shame me out of liking mayo. it's a fucking sauce chill out. let me live

got a fun game to play with your spouses. squirt some shampoo in the toilet and pretend you don't know what it is

it's given us something to talk about for like a week

People can like eating what they like. Just don't do it around me.

No, I take issue with anyone consuming ketchup, mustard, and mayo on the same sandwich.

i once called it "sandwich lube" to a coworker and never heard the end of it. it's especially useful for dense lunchmeat on processed white bread, which sticks to the roof of my mouth.

mayo tastes fine, but i wouldn't eat it with a spoon. mustard is fine on a sandwich as long as i want a Mustard Sandwich, which i hate

Ketchup and mustard are a good duo.

I don't know what mayo is doing as part of that combination, though. We need a blue condiment so we can have a good old Superman-style sandwich.

But a China burger will suffice.

I guess it makes a little more sense if they are pre-combined into a uniform sauce, but I don't like it. I gag every time I pass "Mayochup" and "Kranch" at the store.

Why not just crossbreed a mustard plant and a tomato plant? Maybe fertilize an egg with the crossbred seed so you get the mayo DNA, too.

Crack that and you're got the ultimate condiment.

It's got relish DNA because a pickle was used to deposit the seed into the egg

because nightshades and brassicas won't fuck

Get ready to gag some more. In the UK, Heinz "Mayochup" has instead been branded as the monsterous "Saucysauce".



It's almost like they got a toddler to name it, but the truth is it was probably a branding commitee or some shit.

The sauce is good though.

Not before a few drinks, at least.

I bet Flavor Flav named that Saucy Sauce

My best friend informed me in Puerto Rico, they have a special relationship with thousand island dressing, and they call it Mayoketchu