I found them in the picture
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This isn't a laughing matter.
I gave this some more thought today and concluded that there is NO WAY the hotel staff stole my shorts? Why would they settle for $5 Walmart shorts when they could take a MONO shirt, or and ALCEST shirt, or either one of my two BORIS shirts? In other news, there is another gringo here. :hanging: He's totally unchill, immediately started complaining about there being no sign in front of the hotel (Where's the hotel sign? There should be a hotel sign!). Fucking gringos ... ugh. |
GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY
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took on that full-fledged rona world TOUR
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shit anywhere's safer than the USA
like, literally. |
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i never wear them in public, friend. well, only in orlando. who cares what a bunch of honkies think.
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i might know of someone
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omfg
just got an email from my mom. i left the shorts in orlando |
so u got a phone but don't text huh
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Nah, I just borrowed my mom's tablet.
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Then how did she email you?
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This story has more holes than the lounging shorts.
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i knew this was a lie when he brought up Alcest
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It's true, what can I say.
I actually brought TWO Alcest shirts, and TWO Boris shirts (plus a Boris hoodie), to along with my MONO shirt. I left my OM shirt tho. Don't want anyone to get the wrong idea that I am a druggie or anything. |
Speaking of drugs, that rude gringo who showed up complaining last night was a total coke-head. He had a friend over and they were yelling at the top of their voices from like 2300 to 0300. Ugh.
Fortunately I was drunk and stoned and watching Bajirao Mastani. Grimes totally ripped off the ending of the third or second song (I can't remember exactly) for the end of 4AM. Also Grimes copies a lot of the dance gestures of Deepika Padukone. |
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there are no cats in this city. i've seen two cats in a week.
:( |
I seen a cat every day.
Is it the same cat? Who can say |
I saw my third cat yesterday. It was a big dark grey.
There are buttloads of dogs tho. Some let me pet them. So that helps. |
Fourth cat. Also saw four parrots, two pairs flying in Volador. They were huge--blue, red, and orange. Sweet.
There are a couple of mariachis a couple of blocks away from me, just rocking out on the sidewalk with amplifiers on a pickup. :D |
Traveling the world and physically interacting with neighborhood animals along the way puts you in a solid position to complete the pandemic trifecta. All you need now is access to a religious gathering or two.
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tbh i was thinking about going to xmas midnight mass
where would i toke up before tho? |
also they have super cute pigeons here. they are like half the size of regular pigeons and have reddish brown bods.
cute! |
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so, i just sharted myself again. this time i wasn't so lucky as in konya. it seeped thru my boxers (remember i forgot my shorts? this is what happens!) and right onto the bed.
i was able to clean it up more or less with water and soap so now it just looks like a big coffee stain that smells like feces. :erm: this colombian coffee is no joke, i tell you what. |
you are truly a fool without shame
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sha sha sha sha sha
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oh believe me i am ashamed.
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