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redbreegull 12-02-2016 08:55 PM

Thread for Boris
I've never listened to this artist. Took, do your thing

FoolofaTook 12-02-2016 09:02 PM

O man. O boy. I need to get on a proper pc to embed and shit.

FoolofaTook 12-02-2016 09:08 PM

Imma totes do it too. It will be in the form of an appeal to you all to jump ship abandon sp and join me with the orientals!

FoolofaTook 12-02-2016 09:09 PM

Naki kyoku >>> soma

FoolofaTook 12-06-2016 07:42 PM

OK Here we go. These are the two bestest BORIS and boris songs of all time.

The first BORIS (heavy rock). The second is boris (drone).

A Bao A Qu

The Evil One Which Sobs

FoolofaTook 12-06-2016 07:49 PM

And these are the best two BORIS albums.

The first, Akuma No Uta, is BORIS in a nutshell. It starts with drone, blasts off with two torpedic rockers, slows down with a long jam, gets right back up with a hard rock song, and finishes off with some doom worthy of With Teeth.

The second, Heavy Rocks (2002), is a collection of most righteous riffs ever assembled in honour of the Dark Lord.

FoolofaTook 12-06-2016 07:52 PM

Now we get to srs stuff. These are the two best boris albums.

This whole album is a mindfuck, but the way the ending riff takes 30 minutes to decay is something which must be beheld to be believed.

This is the one that Wata is famous for. The first movement is her strumming these stoned chords that sound like the scoriac rivers that restlessly roll down mount yaanek in the realms of the boreal pole.

FoolofaTook 12-06-2016 07:57 PM

Last, but not least, are my two favorite Boris albums (the best and my favorite very rarely coincide. i know you all really needed to know that).

Rainbow features Michio Kurihara and that's all that needs to be said.

Praparat is kinda like Akuma No Uta in that it has all kinds of styles on it. But it is a more subdued Boris that usual and has a hella shoegazy vibe which i dig.

TuralyonW3 12-06-2016 11:40 PM

That's all well and good, but listen to PINK first

FoolofaTook 12-07-2016 12:57 AM

Tsk tsk I knew someone would say something of that sort. But it did not occur to me that the someone would turn out to be a paladin of Lordaeron, a champion of Azeroth. Fie for shame my lord do you not see that pink is overrated? Besides Farewell, Blackout, Psuedo Bread, Just Abandoned myself and the title song the album is pretty weak.

FoolofaTook 12-07-2016 12:58 AM

Ok so afterburner is cool and so is six three times.

FoolofaTook 12-07-2016 12:59 AM

Maybe the album isn't weak after all.

Carry on.

FoolofaTook 12-07-2016 01:02 AM

Hey TuralyonWarcraftIII did you see i got a boris shirt?
How do you feel about that? I bet you're as devastated as your human encampment would be after I hit you witha five grunt rush.

Turalyon lol what a pansy. Give me Guldan any day! Long live the Horde!

(On a more srs note wasn't turalyon in warcraft II?)

toase 12-08-2016 02:33 PM

Boris is not weak

Elphenor 12-08-2016 02:48 PM

I like the first track Fool posts because screechy glitchy noise guitars are beautiful

but as it gets heavy I actually don't like it anymore

would listen to 5 minutes of the intro though it's like a Sonic Youth song

Elphenor 12-08-2016 02:57 PM

the best Japanese rock just saying

Elphenor 12-08-2016 03:13 PM

sorry to kanye west this thread imma let you finish

toase 12-08-2016 03:18 PM

Jap noise is beautiful

Elphenor 12-08-2016 03:24 PM

the more abrasive the better I love it when it's some White Light White Heat type shit

teh b0lly!!1 12-10-2016 09:47 AM

fuck you took i asked you the same question via PM and you basically typed an album name or sth

you're not senescent at all and neither is ur mom

ps thanks gonna use this thread as reference guide

also, i absolutely love that one of Boris's album covers is an unmistakable homage to Nick Drake.

FoolofaTook 12-10-2016 09:55 AM

Heh. sry teh b0llz i was reduced to using free wifi at the time so. i couldn't plague this place much

the nick drake one is akuma no uta, or one of three (i think) covers for the album. boris discography is bewildering.

FoolofaTook 12-10-2016 09:56 AM

My stars are all red. Does that mean I've been neg repped in bottom feeder tier-edness?

FoolofaTook 12-10-2016 09:56 AM


LaBelle 12-11-2016 05:59 AM

I listened to Boris a while ago because of netphoria.
Pink is a very good album.

teh b0lly!!1 12-11-2016 10:10 AM


Originally Posted by Elphenor (Post 4300805)
I like the first track Fool posts because screechy glitchy noise guitars are beautiful

but as it gets heavy I actually don't like it anymore

it's hard to believe but i actually agree with this

FoolofaTook 12-11-2016 11:25 AM

Its harder to believe tha

FoolofaTook 12-11-2016 11:26 AM

Its harder to believe that neither of you gets the heavy part. sometimes i fear for the eternal fate of your souls.

Cool As Ice Cream 12-11-2016 12:12 PM


Aeris 12-11-2016 05:36 PM

Aeris 12-11-2016 05:37 PM

Aeris 12-11-2016 05:38 PM

Aeris 12-11-2016 05:40 PM

i was gonna just post vomitself but i didn't see any videos with just that in the first row of results so fuck it
whole album

Aeris 12-11-2016 05:41 PM

Aeris 12-11-2016 05:43 PM

i just love when they do stuff like make a fucking anime theme song j-rock track
i love how everything is a middle finger to people who want them to just forever do the stuff they did from amp worship up to feedbacker

Aeris 12-11-2016 05:44 PM


Originally Posted by Aeris (Post 4301729)

its insane that this insane song even exists
what a band

Aeris 12-11-2016 05:46 PM

Aeris 12-11-2016 05:50 PM

FoolofaTook 12-12-2016 12:19 AM

Luna is soo cool. First time i heard blackgaze. hella wtf.

i saw flare live. Lol it really didn't fit in. sounds like the theme song to some80s anime.

Aeris 12-12-2016 08:20 AM

thats why it rules
that's why boris rules
there is no "boris" sound

straight up harsh noise
anime theme rock

all borisu

ohnoitsbonnie 12-12-2016 09:48 AM


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