i still havent pooped but i dont feel sick or anything.
i am concerned as i've tried enemas and more laxatives and a couple other things and i am running out of options. i just drank magnesium citrate and that shit got me cleaned for a colonoscopy so if it doesnt work i think i have to see a doctor. i keep trying to tell myself that it would be more embarrassing to die of a bowel obstruction than to go to a doctor to make sure i dont have one. plus i'd be dead |
the magnesium citrate didnt make me violently ill like it was supposed to but it did work after about 12 hours. yay poop!
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someone else talk about their poop so i don't look like a crazy person pls
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In a month it will be the sixth year anniversary of this thread.
Happy shits, everyone. You have all come and gone to post in this thread, but we all shit together in spirit. |
Currently in the dying throes of an unpleasant type 5/6. So glad this is almost over
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shit stinks.
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FUCK WE'RE ALL OLD
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man this BM is really kicking my ass. guess i should update the rolling shits recently taken thread. *whips out iphone*
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Whenever I devour black jellybeans because those are the only ones I'll eat, my poop turns purple and green. Shit is unreal.
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my buddy and i bought bottles of magnesium citrate (not bad, not bad) before she dropped me off for the evening. the next day we drank them around the same time and kept each other updated on our guts and chatted on the phone when the stuff started working.
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Pooping right now bump
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got a water cooler for the house so i've been drinking lots of water lately. actually quite amazing how much effect that has on your BMs. been having 3's all week.
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You really don't want to give me an excuse to talk about my shits.
I obsess over them. I have IBS too. So there's a lot to talk about. 3 to 4 bowel movements a day worth of shits to talk about in fact. I probably outshit all of you, day in day out. In the war of shits, i will bury you all. In my shits. |
Yeah I've been drink a ton of water lately. So many hybrid type 3/4 poops. The best kind.
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i started exercising and eating more (trying to tack on some mass) and ever since, i've been hitting the toilet bowl pretty hard with regular footlongs. really great type 3s.
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I'm pooping right now.
I'll let you know how it is when I stand up. |
OK, I'm finished. It was an okay shit. One of those ones that you put a good ten minutes into and you think you're doing great and then you look in the bowl and go "...that's it?"
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It's a feeling I imagine many first-time mothers have after giving birth.
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lol
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chart repost needed
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i ate a ton of greek yogurt last night and have been drinking ton of water and eating a decent amount of fiber. i had a bunch of type ones today but they were not hard to pass, because of all the water i'm guessing. i'm drinking like a gallon+ of water a day. i drank 3 liters at work today plus a large iced coffee. i'm not even trying. hellooooo summer in florida.
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I have kind of a weird poop thing happening. Sometimes my shits are regular old type 3 or 4 (or sometimes they look like 1, but like reprise said, not hard to pass at all).
but. sometimes, seemingly randomly, I will go through days at a time where I experience a lot of cramping and lower abdominal discomfort, and when this happens my shits tend to be type 5-7. Weird thing is, they are really hard to pass, like sometimes it can take a good half hour or even longer to evacuate a small amount of liquidy poop. I have to assume this is inflammation inside my bowels like the chart says, but what could cause this? My diet is pretty steady and generally high in fiber. I eat a lot of fruits and veggies, healthy fiber-rich cereals, and drink water constantly throughout the day. I haven't been able to identify any irregular food that I sometimes consume that could be causing this. Thinking back, this has actually been something that has been occurring as long as I can remember, to the point where I don't really even think about it when it happens usually. Maybe I should ask a doctor? Or is it possible my digestive system is just really temperamental? |
Sounds like bowel cancer.
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I hate this thread and it makes me gag but I can't stop reading it. It's like the pimple popping videos.
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IBS is a diagnosis of exclusion, meaning if they can't find anything functionally wrong with your system but you have symptoms, that's the catch-all. Irritable bowel diseases are specific bowel diseases like ulcerative colitis and chron's disease
How often do you have this happen and are there any other symptoms? Nausea etc? Throughout my teenage years I had terrible diarrhea every day after meals, usually at least twice. Not sure how I lived with it, but I was used to it and I had other bullshit happening in my life like trying not to get killed every day. So, eventually I came home at 19 years old. Around 19-20 I was tripping on LSD and someone mentioned shitting blood and I got the LSD anxiety where I thought about what my stomach issues and that I did shit blood once in a while and I said it out loud and they were like "WTF you've never gotten treatment for this????" And that's how I got treatment for it and don't have chronic IBS symptoms anymore. |
i drank three carrot smoothies and ate ten servings of humus last night.
this morning i defecated in pleasurable agony for twenty minutes. |
When I had my first wisdom tooth pulled out I was on a iiquid diet and on day 5 I had to call in late for work becase I was painfully constipated. Like, super painful.
3 hours later I finally shit out a person-load of what looked liked clay, after squatting on the john like a gargoyle, feet on the seat style. and that's my poop story! |
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been back to working out daily and type 4 at least 5 days per week. type 6 and 7 once in a while if i get blasted drunk
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double shit post
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thinking about getting a foot-stool to help for a proper squatting position
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sounds more like a stool stool
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growing up, there was a foot stool in my grandparents bathroom that had painted on it, "if you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie"
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in reality it should have said "jiggle the handle to stop the water from flowing" that would have been more helpful of a reminder.
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petition to re-name this thread "game of thrones"
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