I've made big boys every morning since getting back from Florida two weeks ago. I think not going to work is helping my routine. That, and the increase in kale and nuts to do my diet.
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oh and here i thought your "prayer meeting" with my dad might of widened your rectal canal a bit |
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Take that to mean what you will. |
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Someone's turtleheading...
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low blow, flameglo
low blow |
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Obligatory mention that they were filming that scene when 9/11 happened and they had a moment of silence before going back into it
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I'm genuinely glad I know that now, thank you
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i think you know why
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... because he made a big boy?
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Jet fuel can't melt toilet bowls.
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haven't been eating much. only had a smoothie one day. the next day (yesterday) i shit 4 times.
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I just made a perfectly formed, foot and a half long "J" in the bathroom at work.
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Was that for me, Smashingjj, or "Big-J" Whatcolour?
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back on topic everyone.
i started this thread nearly 12 years ago today. |
Most likely true. Does not matter. More a symptom of a sick, mad world
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Dotting the 'j'. |
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I ate a buttload of habanero salsa last night and this morning my bootyhole's burning like Waco.
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i ate more of the salsa. then i drank a shit-ton of coffee. the anal inferno continues!
and it burns, burns, burns, that ring of fire |
I did the Paqui chip challenge this past winter. The stomach cramps from it nearly made me pass out. What it does to the lower intestines and bowel is truly horrifying.
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