I assume you approve of all my messages.
Besides, it's really your dad's approval I crave. |
I bet that's not all of his you crave.
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I have the best poops these days. At least one a day, no straining. ✌
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This thread is a decade old.
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Then we can squeeze another one out.
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In a pinch.
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how corny of you to say so.
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Are you poo-pooing my puns?
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You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the army, it's never ignore a poo-poo. I knew a Major who got poo-pooed. Made the mistake of ignoring the poo-poo. He poo-pooed it. Fatal error, because it turned out all along that the soldier who poo-pooed him had been poo-pooing lot of other officers who poo-pooed their poo-poos. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed by poo-poo.
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Since fully committing to veganism a week or two ago, my shits have all been type 6 or 7
But at least they're ethical shits |
Yesterday's Stool Elicited Mopping
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Sorry, wrong thread.
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last week i had some type 7 for an evening but for the most part it's been pretty unremarkable. except i still get blood every few weeks but apparently it's no big deal :shrug:
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butt elves
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there's a cool philosophical discussion in the middle pages of this thread, like an undigested corn kernel deep in a large type 3-4 turd rope.
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i've been changing my diet and trying some different protein bars and some of them have like 18g of fiber, plus i had generic fiber one one night plus general vegetables etc. and i i had a poop wider than a soda can the other day. how is that even possible. while i was doing it i could feel how big it was and was trying to strategize getting it out and ultimately i just went for it and it didn't hurt too much, but i knew i had to look at it cuz it was going to be gargantuan. waayyyy too much fiber, i thought i was gonna die, and then a lot of blood for a day or so after.
someone else talk about their poops please |
every time i eat lentils i fart a lot. i go on these long walks and just keep pooting along. sometimes a jogger will come up behind me and i won't them because of OM or ALCEST or BORIS in my ears and wham, i hit them with a flatulence cloud.
lol |
ive hard blood on the toilet paper but i think it was from ANAL FISSURES
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Tucks medicated pads are good for both clean/soothing your booty if you have hemroids
Fully endorsed, but they are butt ton expensive so use sparingly |
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when i had the other ones i used this product |
hydrocortisone specially packaged for your booty
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