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ovary 02-17-2019 11:35 AM

some of my best friends are white women

ovary 02-17-2019 11:43 AM

i had a dream last night that my wife divorced me and married don jr in a posh downtown chicago street wedding, to which i showed up, got drunk, and shot my mother in the head. :erm:

smashingjj 02-17-2019 12:04 PM

Inspiring

FoolofaTook 02-17-2019 01:12 PM

my mom is my white woman boss

FoolofaTook 02-17-2019 01:13 PM

last night i dreamed i got 68 percent on my midterm. also my hair was short.

i woke up shuddering with horror.

redbreegull 02-17-2019 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ovary (Post 4498539)
some of my best friends are white women

you seem like the type who would rank Mercury as the best planet

ilikeplanets 02-17-2019 04:08 PM

It's really the best judge of character we have

vixnix 02-17-2019 04:17 PM

You really made me look at Neptune, because I was like Neptune wtf, it’s a nothing planet but actually, it’s pretty good.

ilikeplanets 02-17-2019 04:28 PM

It's my ruler

ilikeplanets 02-18-2019 01:49 PM

I got the shower doors that caved in on me fixed and I can use my shower again tomorrow. Yay.

buzzard 02-18-2019 03:02 PM

Lined up behind Bush in airport security.

Hopefully not a bad omen.

FoolofaTook 02-18-2019 03:09 PM

quick, shark them!

buzzard 02-18-2019 03:11 PM

Turns out that Stone Temple Pilots are with them.

Coldest move ever came when the security guy mentions Weiland to them. No lie.

FoolofaTook 02-18-2019 03:39 PM

:eek:

ilikeplanets 02-18-2019 03:54 PM

Just prepped a turkey meatloaf, roasted potatoes, and cabbage in under 15 minutes, already cooking. Getting fast with that knife!

myosis 02-18-2019 06:08 PM

last week took a plane from Lisbon and Mari Ferrari was sitting just behind me in the plane, alone.
then she waited for the same train I was.
didn't know who she was actually, just noticed she looked trendy and russian and possibly an artist.
then i found out this weekend she was DJing at the Carnaval de Québec, when I saw her picture on a news feed and finally the mystery was solved.

FoolofaTook 02-18-2019 06:37 PM

last week you did what with a plane??

Mals Marola 02-18-2019 06:39 PM


FoolofaTook 02-18-2019 06:50 PM

who, me, the tookling?

FoolofaTook 02-18-2019 06:52 PM

so, anyway, i have a major crush on my human resources director. she's like 50 but very well preserved.

i want to eat her asshole. i think she knows this and does not approve.

yo soy el mejor 02-18-2019 07:07 PM

you're going to be a creep towards and harass a woman you work with again and spin the story on netphoria for sympathy.

yo soy el mejor 02-18-2019 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard (Post 4498693)
Turns out that Stone Temple Pilots are with them.

Coldest move ever came when the security guy mentions Weiland to them. No lie.

that's f'ed up.

were you ballin' in the 1st class line or were they (bush and who's left of stp) in coach with the working class?

yo soy el mejor 02-18-2019 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets (Post 4498700)
Just prepped a turkey meatloaf, roasted potatoes, and cabbage in under 15 minutes, already cooking. Getting fast with that knife!

what the heck u put in a turkey meatloaf besides turkey?

i only ask cause i can't stand meatloaf and none of the standard ingredients seem like they would complement turkey. i wish i liked meatloaf, though. :[

smashingjj 02-18-2019 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4498726)
so, anyway, i have a major crush on my human resources director. she's like 50 but very well preserved.

i want to eat her asshole. i think she knows this and does not approve.

maybe don't say those exact words to her in your first talk.

Mals Marola 02-18-2019 07:21 PM

i was told the security mentioned Weiland Fan to them

so which was it really? Scotty boy (rest his soul) or Big Dawg Buttcannon?

FoolofaTook 02-18-2019 07:30 PM

who told you those lies?

Mals Marola 02-18-2019 07:40 PM

hmmm... Fucked by a Father i believe his name was

Mals Marola 02-18-2019 07:40 PM

no no no... Fell for a Teacher

shit!

Hard-on of a Halfling? i'm drawing a blank

buzzard 02-18-2019 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4498728)
were you ballin' in the 1st class line or were they (bush and who's left of stp) in coach with the working class?

I hope for their sake they had better seats on the plane, but they were slumming it in the foreigners line with the rest of us.

When Rossdale was done being processed, the Customs guy explained to his colleague, "Es el esposo de No Doubt."

FoolofaTook 02-18-2019 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mals Marola (Post 4498745)
no no no... Fell for a Teacher

shit!

Hard-on of a Halfling? i'm drawing a blank

:rofl:


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