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FoolofaTook 12-13-2016 11:50 AM

It works. My rectum is as sore as it would be after being ravaged by a herd of wildebeasts.

FoolofaTook 12-13-2016 02:40 PM

I just took (heh) yet ANOTHER dump.

This is like living thru an anal holocaust.

run2pee 12-13-2016 05:09 PM

Anyone F with flushable wipes? I don't at home b/c they sposed to b bad 4 the plumbin

But @ work he'll yeah I use the hell outta them shits. Nothin beats that clean feelin

FoolofaTook 12-13-2016 05:18 PM

They are good for the first wipe: nice and moist to get all the clots out of the rectal pubes. But the second and following wipes must be dry to dry the now moist rectal hairs.

ohnoitsbonnie 12-13-2016 07:25 PM

I shower after I go if I can. I usually can. It's my "thing" as a germophobe

mxzombie 12-16-2016 07:16 PM

shout out to FlamingGlobes for getting this train back on the track, yeah!!

FlamingGlobes 12-16-2016 09:59 PM

After being constipated for most of the workweek, I am happy to report that the Strain Train has departed from Brown Town.

FoolofaTook 12-16-2016 11:28 PM

Bonnies post reminds me of the time I pooped in the shower. Just one little turd i swear. it was squelchy twixt my hairy halfling toes.

ohnoitsbonnie 12-16-2016 11:30 PM

You've lived an amazing life

FoolofaTook 12-16-2016 11:34 PM

In my defense I was a history major.

FoolofaTook 12-23-2016 07:23 AM

So like at work we have one little bathroom that we share. Sometimes I go in there and well I love these ladies to death I really do but it reeks like the nethermost midden heap of Calcutta. Its literally brought tears to my eyes yo. My guess would be that their latino diet so heavy on beans helps foster this miasma in their bowels.

i ain't no racist tho. us south slavs eat pasujl (chili) and kiseli kupus (sauer kraut) all winterlong so we too fart like lords of flatulence.

run2pee 12-23-2016 11:02 AM

Took u should buy them some poo pouri for christmas they'll love u forever

run2pee 12-23-2016 11:04 AM

Y'all ever spray some poo pouri? I am not affiliated with them in any fashion other than a regular every day fella who likes to hide the smells of his poo's

"A spray b4 u go & nobody will even ever know"

Combined with liberal flushing, it's truly changed my fecal/olfactory game

ohnoitsbonnie 12-23-2016 11:06 AM

Yes. I ignore it. Shit is gonna stink at first and then after flushing and waiting 5 min it'll be like nothing happened.

run2pee 12-23-2016 11:06 AM

Just looka them bottles u love it u want it

run2pee 12-23-2016 11:11 AM

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run2pee 12-23-2016 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4304464)
Yes. I ignore it. Shit is gonna stink at first and then after flushing and waiting 5 min it'll be like nothing happened.

Maybe 4 u but the ladies our dear took so painstakingly evoked are in need of some extra help

FlamingGlobes 12-23-2016 09:25 PM

The employee bathroom where I work has an apple cinnamon air freshener that the ladies I work with use whenever they drop anchor. It always smells like somebody farted into a muffin whenever I go in there.

FoolofaTook 12-23-2016 10:01 PM

Drop anchor heh.

there's a bottle of febreeze but sometimes it isn't used. so i go in there gasping and gagging amd spraying febreeze like a madman and then further choking on the noxious. chemicals and rectal gases.

FlamingGlobes 12-23-2016 10:06 PM

Men's poop smells like this, but women's poop smells like this

FlamingGlobes 12-23-2016 10:06 PM

Know what I mean, fellas?

FlamingGlobes 12-23-2016 10:07 PM

I've been so regular this week. It's been glorious. Twice a day. This must be what normal people feel like.

ohnoitsbonnie 12-23-2016 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4304570)
Men's poop smells like this, but women's poop smells like this

Ajde

FlamingGlobes 12-23-2016 10:42 PM

Is this the only thread you won't post pics in or what?

FlamingGlobes 12-23-2016 10:42 PM

I dare you to post a pic in this thread!

FlamingGlobes 12-23-2016 10:42 PM

Hell, I dare anybody to post a pic of their recent shit

FlamingGlobes 12-23-2016 10:43 PM

#MakeNetphoriaGreatAgain

ohnoitsbonnie 12-23-2016 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4304627)
Is this the only thread you won't post pics in or what?

I didn't even post in it until recently. Poop descriptions are only for sharing with loved ones. I don't really want there to be a lingering record of my bowel movements to ruminate on at this point in my life

redbreegull 12-23-2016 10:45 PM

I recently took a shit that looked like steve bannon

FlamingGlobes 12-23-2016 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie (Post 4304634)
I didn't even post in it until recently. Poop descriptions are only for sharing with loved ones. I don't really want there to be a lingering record of my bowel movements to ruminate on at this point in my life

I guess my posts in this thread are my way of saying I love all of you.


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