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smashingjj 03-09-2019 07:36 PM

fuck knows! sometimes it's every day, sometimes every other week. time will tell. everything will fall into place. Everything is leading up to it.

Catherine Wheel 03-09-2019 08:58 PM

It’s easier to give Erica the illusion that she’s in control because she’s more mentally impaired and withdrawn than you. And that’s not a slight or being mean. It’s just true

yo soy el mejor 03-09-2019 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel (Post 4501890)
key word linking. For google searches. Donít play coy or semantics with me to try and avoid what Iím saying.

lol it's just an image, dummy!


Catherine Wheel 03-10-2019 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel (Post 4501945)
You see how this is all starting to come together? cult leader takes over Netphoria and beautiful Latino woman falls for him. It almost writes itself. Just let it happen

I want to imagine this being said or read in Ron Hubbardís voice which isnít a far off comparison anyway.

teh b0lly!!1 03-10-2019 09:41 PM

wow. what the hell has happened here

smashingjj 03-10-2019 09:49 PM

I think he finally got raped by a couch packaging machine :(

Catherine Wheel 03-10-2019 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4502068)
wow. what the hell has happened here

Itís everything you mentioned in the other thread. The spiderwebs and mind games and manipulation. Just confirmed by me

Catherine Wheel 03-10-2019 10:50 PM

Welcome to thunderdome

qwerty sp 03-11-2019 01:14 AM

Don’t ban CW

FoolofaTook 03-11-2019 08:34 AM

Why not? Would you rather get banned instead?

pavementtune 03-11-2019 08:49 AM

Ultimately it's up to Ram27 anyway, been trying to reach him to swing the hammer, please stay tuned.

FoolofaTook 03-11-2019 09:59 AM

Ram "The Hammer" 27

Elphenor 03-11-2019 01:04 PM

may get this groundskeeping job at the cemetary

give me all the Goth

maybe move into gravedigging like Captain Sensible

run2pee 03-11-2019 01:10 PM

Woah! You’ll b the next Dampe

queenoftheswine 03-11-2019 01:12 PM

What would you be doing as a cemetery groundskeeper?

FoolofaTook 03-11-2019 01:38 PM

keeping the cemetery grounds

duh

Disco King 03-11-2019 03:41 PM

"Your ONE JOB was to keep the cemetery grounds, and now they've gone missing! You're fired!

buzzard 03-11-2019 03:48 PM

Isn't all the work in coal, these days?

ilikeplanets 03-11-2019 03:49 PM

You'd be a very relatable character in a movie marketed to those just old enough to see R rated films, Elph

Elphenor 03-11-2019 07:49 PM

I'm that guy in American Beauty that films the plastic bag

Elphenor 03-11-2019 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4502203)
keeping the cemetery grounds

duh

and definitely not sex with the dead

FoolofaTook 03-11-2019 07:51 PM

do you sell dime bags?

FoolofaTook 03-11-2019 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elphenor (Post 4502287)
and definitely not sex with the dead

i really feel like your life-path is leading you directly to black metal.

Elphenor 03-11-2019 08:49 PM

when that first wave of warmth envelopes your body at about beer 3 awwwww yes that's the stuff

Elphenor 03-11-2019 08:51 PM

some day we'll be dignified and old

Elphenor 03-11-2019 09:07 PM

my hair stylist (lol for my moptop) drinks shots with me while she dyes my hair (jet black)

we listen to Velvet Underground and talk about how Lou Reed was a monster to women but THE KING so what can you do

that was fun today I mean she's like 30 and married but I think she's my best friend

Elphenor 03-11-2019 09:19 PM

my roommate tells me he saw my ex on some online dating thing whatever the newest swipe-uh is

thing is he never met her

but he got her name and description right

you take one look at her and you know we dated how did I let something like that go

Elphenor 03-11-2019 09:26 PM

I made her cry one night

only to cry when she said she had enough

Elphenor 03-11-2019 09:27 PM

hey thanks dead forum I needed this

teh b0lly!!1 03-11-2019 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King (Post 4502226)
"Your ONE JOB was to keep the cemetery grounds, and now they've gone missing! You're fired!

i'm still waiting for these quotation marks to close

teh b0lly!!1 03-11-2019 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Catherine Wheel (Post 4502072)
Itís everything you mentioned in the other thread. The spiderwebs and mind games and manipulation. Just confirmed by me

i'd just like to point out that CW here is referencing this post. lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1 (Post 4500217)
catherine wheel, for what it's worth, i am totally seeing the way you are subtly dominating this community. hats off to you man. it's kind of hilarious how they all play into your spiderwebs and ploys and never even know it. your talents would probably be better used as an undercover cop. you would also get to go to cop bars. think about it man


buzzard 03-11-2019 10:25 PM

It's like that episode of The Wire in which McNulty figures out that paying Avon's Verizon bill is the key to getting up on his phone.

FoolofaTook 03-12-2019 12:33 PM



One of my seminary teachers would sometimes tell students that there should be an eleventh commandment in the Bible: ďThou shalt not do theology against thy neighbor.Ē

Mals Marola 03-12-2019 01:14 PM

^ now here's a man who knows how to get deep into the mind of an adventist virgin

Disco King 03-13-2019 04:53 PM

Google has sent me a push notification to watch the trailer for the new Aladdin movie no fewer than four times now.

Kinda breaking the "you only get three wishes" rule.

Disco King 03-13-2019 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4502375)
One of my seminary teachers would sometimes tell students that there should be an eleventh commandment in the Bible: “Thou shalt not do theology against thy neighbor.”

"You think you can tell me how many commandments I should make? Okay, new commandment: thou shalt shut the fuck up, or get smote."
—God

Disco King 03-13-2019 06:32 PM

Smited? Smitten? Ensmite?

Also, five Aladdin trailer notifications now.

FoolofaTook 03-13-2019 07:11 PM

the new beauty and beast sucked ass

LaBelle 03-13-2019 07:31 PM

Hopefully the new Lion King doesn't

FoolofaTook 03-13-2019 07:37 PM

oh shit it actually looks good! and it's by the same director who remade jungle book, which was great.


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