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yo soy el mejor 02-12-2020 11:03 AM

-Whoopi Goldberg

FoolofaTook 02-12-2020 01:21 PM

I went for a quick walk. There were middle school students out walking. A couple of them pass me by and then, still within earshot, they said, "Is that a man??"

Afterwards (the path circles), I gave them a stare down worthy of Morgoth but they ignored me.


:rofl: :cry: :rofl:

topleybird 02-12-2020 03:30 PM

I would've thought you'd be ready with a patented "Your dad knows how much of a man I am" Took special

Oh well, for next time I guess

FoolofaTook 02-12-2020 03:40 PM

Are you saying I should of corrupted the youth of this grate nation for a laugh and a goof??

This happened to me before, btw. Only it was in Serbia and it was Roma urchins ("Is that a man or a woman??").

yo soy el mejor 02-12-2020 11:15 PM

there was a stabbing in my alley earlier today; there were at least 7 cops standing around and two cop cars in my alley and two in front of my house. after two hours i finally wondered what the heck they were doing and i popped my head into the alley and that's when i noticed red snow going into the apartments behind us.

i get home from class at 9:30pm and there is still a cop car in front and one in back. as i got onto my porch the cop in front drove up to me and asked if i lived here. i said yes, why? and she was silent so i said 'jesus christ' then she asked about my neighbors and i didn't give her any info besides telling her they were mostly families. she motioned to my basement and asked who lived there and i said my laundry room. then she told me to stay inside the rest of the night and i said 'why? i know something happened earlier, but should i still be worried?' and she said it was an ongoing investigation.

pretty surprising they are putting time into this, tbh. since it's chicago and all. i'm gonna have to google what happened.

yo soy el mejor 02-12-2020 11:32 PM

OMG they just showed up to my door with a search warrant for my upstairs neighbor. i said i didn't feel comfortable letting them in and they said well we have a search warrant so we'll bust down the door if we need to. i wish tim were here. i'm pretty uneasy and i have no idea what's going on. ugh wtf

FlamingGlobes 02-13-2020 12:06 AM

^racist

yo soy el mejor 02-13-2020 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4530186)
^racist

sexist racist ^

yo soy el mejor 02-13-2020 12:47 AM

holy shit.

ilikeplanets 02-13-2020 12:54 AM

Holy shit is right. Damn, I'm sorry you're alone right now. Please be careful. That's pretty fucking terrifying. :(

FlamingGlobes 02-13-2020 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4530188)
sexist racist ^

^gives leftover food to homeless man begging for change, humblebrags on social media

yo soy el mejor 02-13-2020 01:25 AM

omg

yo soy el mejor 02-13-2020 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4530193)
^gives leftover food to homeless man begging for change, humblebrags on social media

dang, projecting much, homie?!

FlamingGlobes 02-13-2020 07:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4530194)
omg

^lol

yo soy el mejor 02-13-2020 11:34 PM

okay, so you are projecting. it's pretty rude to give leftovers to homeless people, btw. it says a lot about what you think about yourself and them.

yo soy el mejor 02-13-2020 11:36 PM

my audio documentary teacher sent me this email:

Hey ******,

I don't know if you're into punk given your question last night, but I sent this long list of links to a friend of mine about a month ago when he was looking for new stuff to check out. If you're into punk, you might already know some of these bands. If you're not into punk, well deleting might be the way to go. Haha.

[many links]


Haha.

FoolofaTook 02-13-2020 11:51 PM

Professor Elphenour, I presume??

yo soy el mejor 02-13-2020 11:54 PM

no, this guy doesn't like green day, i think.

FlamingGlobes 02-14-2020 07:47 AM

^goes through Tim's browsing history at least twice a week

yo soy el mejor 02-14-2020 11:45 AM

omg ur projecting again. tim and i aren't those people. is that what precipitated your divorce, though?

ovary 02-14-2020 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4530271)
my audio documentary teacher sent me this email:

Hey ******,

I don't know if you're into punk given your question last night, but I sent this long list of links to a friend of mine about a month ago when he was looking for new stuff to check out. If you're into punk, you might already know some of these bands. If you're not into punk, well deleting might be the way to go. Haha.

[many links]


Haha.

i guess you are teacher's favorite after all

yo soy el mejor 02-14-2020 11:47 AM

c'est la vie

all i did was ask a question, but people like that, i guess.

myosis 02-14-2020 01:01 PM

that teacher has a crush

ovary 02-14-2020 01:02 PM

yeah i don't think it's your questions he's interested in

FlamingGlobes 02-14-2020 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4530298)
omg ur projecting again. tim and i aren't those people. is that what precipitated your divorce, though?

^most colleagues/acquaintances hide her feed on social media, but she doesn't know it

topleybird 02-14-2020 01:55 PM

I got it made, got it made, got it made

Teacher is hot for me


yo soy el mejor 02-14-2020 01:58 PM

you guys ruin everything!

Disco King 02-14-2020 02:10 PM


FlamingGlobes 02-14-2020 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor (Post 4530322)
you guys ruin everything!

^orders steak rare, complains to waiter that it's too bloody

FoolofaTook 02-14-2020 02:35 PM

So how's the weather today where you live, flobes?


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