I’m here to ask the hard questions
 

Is a toilet a chair?

Are squatting and sitting the same?

I spent all my money as an investment in my toilet. I never bought chairs, couches or other needless pieces of furniture, since everything evolves around my toilet. It's made out of 100% organic ivory and it has cushions on it made of ocelot kitten fur and entrails. I actually never get off of it. it is in the middle of my living room. I have friends over a lot of the time. People fight about who's gonna sit on the toilet, which is useless, cause I am the one who sits on the toilet.

A toilet is not a chair, it's the alpha and omega of furniture.

In the same way a taco is a sandwich

yes

no, clearly

No. Not the same

I calls toilets crap chairs. Always has, always will.

Yah. So then, these may not be chairs

you use the bathroom differently

Hoping that's a men's room, pretty sure it isn't

What's the point of those dividers

splatter control

put the pieces together, friends

in Australia, women squat 2 pee (& more?)

Women squat in public toilets anyway

I tended to use squat toilets in China and Singapore. Would recommend

In cubicles though. The photo I shared is a bit next level

How many holes does a straw have?

redbreegull
 

Don’t you leave him samwise gamgee. and I don’t mean to

How many holes does the human body have?

some girls' mothers are more porous than other girls' mothers

trillions? cause the atoms don't actually touch

we're all empty space

Breegull I'll be honest bro, as a comeback thread this is a pretty farty effort I rank it a C-

Please bring forth your best chops when crafting those posts or not at all!

Getting a vibe going

Buckcherry, anyone?

RIP

I'm just kidding breeg plz post more bring back the kindness regime

(This thread still farty tho)

rbg is/was an asshole who just called himself kind. yes, we need more of that!

More rap battles plz