you don't need a hyphen for man up

f o o l

that was a test. i did that on purpose, i swear.

you've been spending too much time around the Mikey Campbells of this world... getting SOFT where it matters: your grammar usage on the internet

ur dad's been getting soft

thought I bombed my first math test but I actually got a 90%

that's cutting it too close and I'll need to put in more work, but I can do this

math is the one subject I'm worried about as far as community college, get an A in this class and I think I can go on to make the Dean's List

and if that don't work i email the professor a nice little note lettin' her know about the distracting student and usually they've been privy to it for a while and i give them reason to call it out in class and out loud. there's an upshot to being a thirty something in college. idgaf. and teachers always like me.

Anyway, I'm even better at demonstrating my moral purity by throwing my vote away. I always vote for the Buddha.

but his math was right

I should know

My boobs this morning bc little guy decided to sleep in.


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Whoa dude

I had no idea you were from Germany

Nope And I’ve never tried coke with Fanta and no I won’t try it ever.

last week i was offered a teaching assistant job at the university of chicago for an extended day program. i would have made it work, but it's 45 minutes to an hour from my house on public transportation so that would have been close to 8 hours of commuting a week. that's precious time, baby.

anyway. on friday i got offered another job as an ESL instructor i had applied and interviewed for but didn't get. someone left and they changed their minds. it's 6 - 9pm, M-Th, plus 5 hours of a curriculum building every week. that's means i will have most of the day time hours to tend to class and personal matters. And it's only 15 minutes away and i will be teaching class alone instead of assisting in someone else's room.

v glad to have this figured out right before school starts (tomorrow).

45 mins is way too long a commute for my blood

I bought a Tesla recently and one of the things you can do is name the car

I was gonna call it a Flyer because of some other nerd shit I like, but guess what the original owners called it.....it's a red car, btw

Ruby. Which fucking blows my idea out of the water. And since it has so many cameras and sensors, you could almost say I'd be looking.....

Stumbeleine

i thought u were going to rehab. you bought a car instead? or did someone else pay for it?

I decorated for Halloween today. In early September. I don't even like fall. It looks good though.

Choose option A or B

Aren’t Tesla’s mad expensive? Ballpark number Ram, about how much did you spend?

Are you fucking KIDDING ME?

The universe itself serves you an opportunity like this, and you don't call it THE STARSHIP?

FUCK YOU, RAM! AN ODE YOU YOU!

Elon Musk will be the first person to die on Mars.

He'll also be the first person to be executed on Mars.

someone def bought it for him.

rehab tomo at 9am. maybe rehab isn't the greatest word ever - it's an intensive outpatient thing, so i can still work in the evenings and pay for my starship.

i bought the car like a few weeks ago. my dad also bought a tesla, so gave me his old convertible to trade in to help towards my tesla

it's a model 3 which is the budget version. $44k but my dad's old car fetched like $14k, then as a birthday gift my parents paid 1.5k down, I paid 1.5k down, and now i have a $27k auto loan woo

if anything/everything goes tits up i'm sure i can trade it in for a garbage ass 95 minivan

i was definitely toying with calling it 'the starship' or some variation. but it came as Ruby and that just seemed too perfect

Not sure if I like TTEOR or Obscured more atm

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first [voluntarily] sober day in months. my head is fucking going to explode

ram27 is suddenly striking me as a different type of monte

no that's me. i'm montevil.

maybe you're like monte to someone else.

30 minutes is standard for what i expect to travel. 45 minutes is a long time, but for some things it just needs to done. 1 hour or more is for special occasions or if it's a job telling me I need to make that trip, I will ask to be paid for travel time or have an Uber reimbursed.

Your commutes are alone in a vehicle without the general public to keep you company so I bet a 45 minute commute for you goes a little differently for me.

Ok that’s what I thought! That’s quite a chunk of change. But a good investment that’s for sure! You’ll have to post of pic!

Future thread: Ram27 autopiloting a Tesla IN HELL

wtf