ooh haha i had ordered a cheap set of essential oils + diffuser on amazon but then decided to cancel and try the candle instead

kinda wish i didn't, there's a lot of hokum about essential oils you can kinda trick yourself to believe. plus it's more interactive

it is a good candle tho

I don't really look into all the hippy claims about essential oils calming you or having whatever effect on you. I just like good smells.

Essential oils definitely give me a headache and/or nausea. Especially lavender.

i do not. did u put ur dick in the flame or something?

christmas marketing done gotcha. ur like one of those fools who go googoogaga over pumpkin spice errthing when it turns fall

i have an oil diffuser and incense even but i will not light up anything meant to smell like a cookie or f'ing 'christmas'

ram, try to quit amazon, will ya?

I started burning oils a while back. At the moment I like Myrrh and Rose Musk, they make my room smell awesome.

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This one is for Alterboi. A chocolate banana black bean smoothie, made with almond milk and dates, and served next to several children's toys in a tacky plastic cup.

what'd those beans ever do to you?!

D:

I'm perpetually on the hunt for low fat/high protein recipes that supposedly satisfy dessert cravings, and bean smoothies are a surprisingly popular mention. I didn't notice the beans at all, but after my first sip, I said "this tastes healthy" out loud, probably because almond milk and cocoa powder both taste like chalk. And then I felt my blood sugar spike about 30 minutes later. I have no plans to repeat it.

it reminds me of my grandma, ok??

Lavender drives bugs away too, if that's your thing

that's no excuse

loving my grandmother will always be an excuse

What does this have to do with what I said? Can't blame grandma for that!

We’re trying to save money so I’m using up some protein powder we bought for my son, he didn’t like it so it’s just been sitting in the fridge. It expired in January but I figured it would still be fine because it’s just milk powder and we kept it in the fridge, and expiry dates are just suggestions for products like these surely

But then I threw it up in the staff bathroom at work and now I can’t face drinking any more of it

I’ll probably try again in a few days, just in case it was something else that made me sick

chuck it

Yeah I would definitely get rid of that, that's more than just a few days past

sounds like someone has a crush on me or is actually totally racist. no in-between

it always makes me laugh when white boys try to talk like they're cool. fuck your precious little sheltered opinion. white boy opinions don't matter!

The only thing unnecessary was that fight-picking, Alterboi :(

Guys, you have to understand: TheAlter sees a bean, he immediately gets penis envy. I can't imagine what that must be like. Let's give the lil guy a break.

even I can't justify that comment!

i'm surprised you don't have a profile page full of "red beans" to be quite frank!

does the average netpho simply think that's too obvious? has Alter ultimately been accepted as the necessary board "Villain" & we're just letting him do the god damn thang ?

i'm totally on board with it all just trying to gather all the necessary "brass tacks" while i write the script for it all!

I'm generally an Altberoi fan, until he takes it too far. He does have that fun and insightful side, ya know? Which is more than I could say about TOC, Mr. Sharter, Nimrod, Fuzzy, m*yf*ck, banana...Not to mention the literal evil psychopaths sprinkled throughout.

I will never understand trying to hurt people's feelings for a reaction, though. And I only hope he's just trolling and doesn't actually think such ridiculous things. Then again, I stuck up for Fuzzy sometimes, since I also thought he was simply misguided and not malicious. And that was definitely a lost cause in the end.