i'm on the toilet right now, letting go of a type 2. just woke up, feels pretty good. B+

best description of a bodily movement ever

i don't expect to have a bm today because i've been fasting to prevent getting this bug that's been going around. but if i do, i predict it'll be something of a type 1. sometimes i get the bunny pellets when i haven't been eating a lot.

I had a 6.5 on the Brostol scale today after lunch. Actually, it was two of them...one right after the other.

i had two consecutive 5-6s at about 3 this morning. i ate a bunch of fruit roll-ups last night, so that's probably why. it sucked though, D-

i haven't taken a shit for about 4 days.

we all could use some more fiber.

are we in general agreement that a large type-2 is the best outcome one can hope for

yes but it needs to be executed properly. if you pinch too early you'll be walking around with a groundhog all day.

I hold the record of 5 days

I live in 4-6 (average 5.75) land with frequent visits to 7 town... This morning was a 5

Oh man I just kicked off the new year with a 5.5. Not a good start. I feel like a pitcher who just gave up a homerun to the leadoff hitter. All I can do now is bear down and try to keep the game close.

I had a type 4 and 5 going on yesterday....they were kind of alternating.

I hope today is more consistent.

2 days ago at work I crapped like a 15" type 3. It went straight down the hole and came to rest. When I pinched it it the top smacked the back of my sack as it flopped down against the porcelain. I was like wtf- and when I looked down I couldn't believe all that came out of me so fast. Took like 2 squeezes.

Also, this morning I rocked a type 5-- and a lot of it-- after eating my weight in real mexican last night. It burned a little from the pickled jalepeno I ate, but there was so much it formed like this loaf of bread looking concoction. Amazing.

new year's day for me generally = beer shits and beer farts. I feel bad for anyone walking behind me.

i just had a type one. NOT FUN. i ate a lot of cheese last night, so whatever.

For most of my life I've been pretty consistently sitting in the 2-4 range. However, last year I started a course of medication which has me at 5 or 6 every time. I look foward to one day reattaining the lower classes.

A couple of days ago, I had a naked pre-shower #3 shit.

Nothing to it, just sat down, BAM, done, wipe, flush, shower.

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Conversely, sometimes I push type ones, which take a while to pass, then move into rapid firing type six and seven territory. It's pretty much impossible to enjoy, unless you're some kind of poop masochist.

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just took a pretty sweet #6. id give 'er an a- cuz the pee came afterward instead of beforehand

type 2's rip your butt apart, why are they your favorite?

Did that raise or lower the grade?

lower!

They are the most solid, so poo doesn't rub off on your asshole and bum hair. If the break is clean like Thaniel said you get the satisfaction of pooping with almost zero cleanup


Just evacuated a dark purple Type 1-3 hybrid. C+.

So who here has dropped a bright green shit before?

it happens to me regularly during the month of march.


mcdonald's shamrock shakes are too good to resist.

3 fiery # 6s this morning. One beer and some spicy sweet chili doritos have royally messed me up. Damn you stephen colbert for getting me hooked

I like number 2s as they are often what I refer to as immaculate defecation ie you drop a deuce and then when you wipe there is nothing to be found on the TP. It's a miracle!

guys i love you all and i love this thread / somewhere HOODY's ears are burning

I took a poop a week or so ago that suggested that either I can't digest onions or that I have a tapeworm. I have had them before (the onion looking things). I think I will just ask the doctor for a blood test when I go for my checkup. They don't cause any real damage except vitamin deficiency and WEIGHT LOSS! woot.