It works. My rectum is as sore as it would be after being ravaged by a herd of wildebeasts.

I just took (heh) yet ANOTHER dump.

This is like living thru an anal holocaust.

Anyone F with flushable wipes? I don't at home b/c they sposed to b bad 4 the plumbin

But @ work he'll yeah I use the hell outta them shits. Nothin beats that clean feelin

They are good for the first wipe: nice and moist to get all the clots out of the rectal pubes. But the second and following wipes must be dry to dry the now moist rectal hairs.

I shower after I go if I can. I usually can. It's my "thing" as a germophobe

shout out to FlamingGlobes for getting this train back on the track, yeah!!

After being constipated for most of the workweek, I am happy to report that the Strain Train has departed from Brown Town.

Bonnies post reminds me of the time I pooped in the shower. Just one little turd i swear. it was squelchy twixt my hairy halfling toes.

You've lived an amazing life

In my defense I was a history major.

So like at work we have one little bathroom that we share. Sometimes I go in there and well I love these ladies to death I really do but it reeks like the nethermost midden heap of Calcutta. Its literally brought tears to my eyes yo. My guess would be that their latino diet so heavy on beans helps foster this miasma in their bowels.

i ain't no racist tho. us south slavs eat pasujl (chili) and kiseli kupus (sauer kraut) all winterlong so we too fart like lords of flatulence.

Took u should buy them some poo pouri for christmas they'll love u forever

Y'all ever spray some poo pouri? I am not affiliated with them in any fashion other than a regular every day fella who likes to hide the smells of his poo's

"A spray b4 u go & nobody will even ever know"

Combined with liberal flushing, it's truly changed my fecal/olfactory game

Yes. I ignore it. Shit is gonna stink at first and then after flushing and waiting 5 min it'll be like nothing happened.

Just looka them bottles u love it u want it

promoting synergistic, holistic pooflow optimization

CREATING VALUES

Maybe 4 u but the ladies our dear took so painstakingly evoked are in need of some extra help

The employee bathroom where I work has an apple cinnamon air freshener that the ladies I work with use whenever they drop anchor. It always smells like somebody farted into a muffin whenever I go in there.

Drop anchor heh.

there's a bottle of febreeze but sometimes it isn't used. so i go in there gasping and gagging amd spraying febreeze like a madman and then further choking on the noxious. chemicals and rectal gases.

Men's poop smells like this, but women's poop smells like this

Know what I mean, fellas?

I've been so regular this week. It's been glorious. Twice a day. This must be what normal people feel like.

Ajde

Is this the only thread you won't post pics in or what?

I dare you to post a pic in this thread!

Hell, I dare anybody to post a pic of their recent shit

#MakeNetphoriaGreatAgain

I didn't even post in it until recently. Poop descriptions are only for sharing with loved ones. I don't really want there to be a lingering record of my bowel movements to ruminate on at this point in my life

I recently took a shit that looked like steve bannon

I guess my posts in this thread are my way of saying I love all of you.