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Joey Goldberg 04-03-2020 12:19 PM

hey bro it's a wave

just ride it like I rode your daddy last night ;)

FoolofaTook 04-03-2020 12:20 PM

i think we're posting too much, man

i need to lie down. everything's spinning. it's been a rollercoaster ride on netphoria this morning!

Joey Goldberg 04-03-2020 12:22 PM

yeah you definitely drank the tequila

FoolofaTook 04-03-2020 01:45 PM

which one of you petty fuckers logged in as hey! just to neg rep me? i'm guessing smashingjj since he has like several dozen alt accounts, mainly just to spite me.

FlamingGlobes 04-03-2020 02:55 PM

I thought we were all using that account?

FlamingGlobes 04-03-2020 02:55 PM

The smashingjj account, I mean.

FlamingGlobes 04-03-2020 02:56 PM

That thing is starting to look used up and spent, like the elastic band around Took's father's skivvies.

smashingjj 04-03-2020 03:49 PM

like I switch between accounts so easily that I barely even notice it.

ovary 04-07-2020 06:48 PM

my wife was going thru her iphone and found a poem we had wrote for you all that i found subpar for posting at the time. in hindsight, i think it is worthy.

ovary 04-07-2020 06:58 PM

There's a dog we know, a dog we love,
shooting hoops way up above.
But now we'll travel to the land of hockey,
north of snowy suburban Milwaukee.
Air Bud's most recent incarnation
is a young pup learning about menstruation.
This movie brings the knowledge home:
pucks, nets, mouthguards, spermicidal foam.
As young girls learn about both kinds of flow,
Bud grabs a cup and gets geared up to go!
Puperty's hard, but hockey's sublime.
Breast bud; period of a lifetime

FoolofaTook 04-07-2020 07:47 PM

:cry: :cry: :cry:

FlamingGlobes 04-08-2020 07:47 AM


FoolofaTook 04-08-2020 11:43 AM

Honest policy: Iím struggling. Life is so different. Since last August, Iíve been a pageant queen, a bachelor contestant, and the Bachelorette. Iíve been in love with multiple people, I got engaged, I broke off an engagement, and I shared it all with millions of people. My faith has been questioned by thousands who donít know my heart, and my transparency with my decisions has labeled me promiscuous. Simultaneously, Iíve become a role model for young women and started bigger conversations around faith, and sex. // Iím living on my own for the first time and shuffling through this life of next steps with press, media, and opportunities galore.
I miss my friends and family who have watched my life explode. I feel guilty because I donít have the time or emotional capacity to fill each of them in on my life right now. I canít keep up with the people who matter most, because I can barely keep up with my own life right now. // I am not complaining about this past year of adventures. The woman who has emerged would shock the mirror-image young girl from a year ago. I have so many blessings to be thankful for. However itís uncharted territory for me, and itís been hard to really process what the heck is going on. // Maybe I needed write this out to remind myself Iím human and itís okay to be overwhelmed. And maybe, I just needed to remind you guys too. Life is beautiful, but wild. I think itís okay to be strong-to know youíre strong-but to still feel weak simultaneously. I believe thatís when the magic happens. My spirit has opportunity to grow and blossom from this place. Healing and restoration can happen. I can rest knowing that My Savior has compassion and wants to help and love me through this journey. Iíve just got to let Him. I donít know if I have been latelyó but I am now because honestly, I think I would give out if I didnít. So yeah, Iím not going to struggle to disguise my weaknessó Iím just gonna give over the keys to my main man Jesus and let him bless me through this ride. Isaiah 54:10

FlamingGlobes 04-08-2020 11:47 AM

Your trying too hard, bruh. Give it a rest.

Joey Goldberg 04-08-2020 11:47 AM

is he just sharing random entries from Mike Campbell's diary now or what?

FoolofaTook 04-08-2020 11:52 AM

You're both just jealous that I've so effortlessly scaled the pinnacle of top-tier posting and sustained my position over such a long time period.

Joey Goldberg 04-08-2020 11:52 AM

sure, but what do you have planned for my upcoming 1k posts bash?

FoolofaTook 04-08-2020 12:06 PM

It is cruel of you to ask such a thing, after your untimely disappearance for your 10,000k extravaganza.

But I have come to accept my fate and embrace a life of suffering.

FlamingGlobes 04-08-2020 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4537607)
sure, but what do you have planned for my upcoming 1k posts bash?

I've got you covered. Cupcakes and a special curated 3eb playlist.

Joey Goldberg 04-08-2020 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook (Post 4537609)
It is cruel of you to ask such a thing, after your untimely disappearance for your 10,000k extravaganza.

But I have come to accept my fate and embrace a life of suffering.

kind of tough to have a 10k party when you haven't ever reached 10k, innit

in any case, why not just transfer that party over to the 1k spectacular that I, Joey Goldberg, am about to celebrate?

Joey Goldberg 04-08-2020 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes (Post 4537611)
I've got you covered. Cupcakes and a special curated 3eb playlist.


FoolofaTook 04-08-2020 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4537619)
kind of tough to have a 10k party when you haven't ever reached 10k, innit

in any case, why not just transfer that party over to the 1k spectacular that I, Joey Goldberg, am about to celebrate?


FoolofaTook 04-08-2020 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg (Post 4537619)
innit


Joey Goldberg 04-08-2020 12:43 PM

FOOKIN' right

yo soy el mejor 04-08-2020 02:38 PM

Noel > Liam

Joey Goldberg 04-08-2020 02:46 PM

you can't deny that is a magnificent image Took just posted, though

Ram27 04-08-2020 10:16 PM

i just finished playing thru With Every Light on acoustic for the first time. and not even really properly, cause i'm cheating all the barre chords and it sounds like weird

but i fucking love that song goddamn. my soul feels so warm now. the guitar feels so resonant from the weird Bsus2 whatever the fuck at the end

this is not a drunk post

Joey Goldberg 04-09-2020 01:32 AM

<3 that is indeed a beautiful song, Ram

Team Machina smiles on you

wHATcOLOR 04-09-2020 01:56 AM

should we arrange some sort of fist fight or combat tournament for members of this board once the quarantines are lifted? something like bloodsport

real violent. who's in?

Joey Goldberg 04-09-2020 10:38 AM

you got somethin' serious you want to share w/ the group, Paul???


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