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ammy 01-20-2007 05:45 AM

Orville Redenbacher
 
anyone see the new commercial? creepy as hell. i thought it was some freak in a bad mask, but it's apparently a digital dude - and if that's the case, why didn't they actually make him actually look like Orville Redenbacher?

so wrong. dude.


TuralyonW3 01-20-2007 06:00 AM

popped corn buttered delights

kristin xp 01-20-2007 06:07 AM

i dont' care i don't care i don't care

about 8 years of research has gone into this and i have concluded that: HE makes the BEST popcorn Ever!!!!

besides that
2. pop weaver
3. act 11 extreme butter low heat (it burns real easy)
4. the others
5. boyscout popcorn

trust me!

sickbadthing 01-20-2007 06:09 AM

He'll watch you while you sleep.

If you wake up and smell the hot buttery goodness, it's all over.

kristin xp 01-20-2007 06:40 AM

all the hot buttery goodness is gone my friend. i ate it and it was good.

Andy / 01-20-2007 06:44 AM

That is freaky in a bad way. I don't like that at all.

Nimrod's Son 01-20-2007 09:06 AM

i would fuck the shit out of him

Toast 01-20-2007 09:51 AM

Why is it creepy? That doesn't look anything like him

ravenguy2000 01-20-2007 11:10 AM

those activia commercials bother the fuck out of me personally

mirrar 01-20-2007 11:14 AM

yeah that's kind of fucking weird. i LOOOVE the new jalepeno shit though. goddamn.

Karl Connor 01-20-2007 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son
i would fuck the shit out of him


j u n e 01-20-2007 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toast
Why is it creepy?

cause orville redenbacher is dead..

its like fred astaire dancing with a vaccuum. wtf.

Izzle 01-20-2007 11:37 AM

or like an animatronic colonel sanders.

j u n e 01-20-2007 11:40 AM

beware the curse of the colonel

tcm 01-20-2007 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j u n e
its like fred astaire dancing with a vaccuum. wtf.

i believe it is incomparably worse.

Corganist 01-20-2007 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by j u n e

Damn, I was hoping that this was going to be an article about people being punished for creating that "hip" new animated Colonel voiced by Randy Quaid. That's something that definitely deserves Colonel Sanders's vengence.

And the Redenbacher thing totally creeps me out. CGI has come a long way, but it can't raise the dead just yet.

noir cat 01-21-2007 01:32 AM

Pix of Orville since I am too lazy to google him up myself, plz?

Fathoms (unadored) 01-21-2007 01:42 AM

I think you measure the true quality of a popcorn product by the ratio of popped kernals to non-popped kernals with it's inverse relationship to burnt peices. I think if most people were honest the best way to go about it is to just go for the middle brand. The one that isn't ridiculously expensive or welfare brand cheap, and just melt your own fricken butter as a gesture of good will. Am I wrong?

noir cat 01-21-2007 02:03 AM

Fuck, nm, the video didn't load in my browser the first time I clicked here. Wtf.

Voice Implodes 01-21-2007 05:39 AM

who would win a fight between the digitial orville redenbocker and the creepy burger king i wonder?

benjamin619 01-21-2007 05:40 AM

i met him once. well, saw him across a restaurant. i was little.

The Pashing Smumpkin 01-21-2007 05:45 AM

Man, too bad they didnt make the crappy final fantasy film now, this old bastard looks pretty decent...!

Esty 01-21-2007 05:51 AM

His head is too big.

Boycott Graceland 01-21-2007 03:33 PM

i think that they made the commercial so weird to get publicity. when was the last time any of you thought about redenbacher brand popping corn before now?

tcm 01-21-2007 03:37 PM

i don't know, pretty recently.

MrPantyFAce 01-21-2007 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mirrar

. i LOOOVE the new jalepeno shit though. goddamn.


I just tried these. It was one of the those rare once in a lifetime experience that mande me completley reevaluste how i percieve popcorn.

Ol' Couch Ass 01-21-2007 06:05 PM

Just noticed your location Mr. Pantyface, bravo

MrPantyFAce 01-21-2007 06:10 PM

ive decided to use my location decription as a platform to express an political or activists messages that seem relevant.... fight the power!

redbull 01-21-2007 11:24 PM

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT
ITS LESS DANGEROUS


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