Orville Redenbacher
anyone see the new commercial? creepy as hell. i thought it was some freak in a bad mask, but it's apparently a digital dude - and if that's the case, why didn't they actually make him actually look like Orville Redenbacher?
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popped corn buttered delights
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i dont' care i don't care i don't care
about 8 years of research has gone into this and i have concluded that: HE makes the BEST popcorn Ever!!!! besides that 2. pop weaver 3. act 11 extreme butter low heat (it burns real easy) 4. the others 5. boyscout popcorn trust me! |
He'll watch you while you sleep.
If you wake up and smell the hot buttery goodness, it's all over. |
all the hot buttery goodness is gone my friend. i ate it and it was good.
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That is freaky in a bad way. I don't like that at all.
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i would fuck the shit out of him
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Why is it creepy? That doesn't look anything like him
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those activia commercials bother the fuck out of me personally
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yeah that's kind of fucking weird. i LOOOVE the new jalepeno shit though. goddamn.
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its like fred astaire dancing with a vaccuum. wtf. |
or like an animatronic colonel sanders.
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beware the curse of the colonel
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And the Redenbacher thing totally creeps me out. CGI has come a long way, but it can't raise the dead just yet. |
Pix of Orville since I am too lazy to google him up myself, plz?
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I think you measure the true quality of a popcorn product by the ratio of popped kernals to non-popped kernals with it's inverse relationship to burnt peices. I think if most people were honest the best way to go about it is to just go for the middle brand. The one that isn't ridiculously expensive or welfare brand cheap, and just melt your own fricken butter as a gesture of good will. Am I wrong?
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Fuck, nm, the video didn't load in my browser the first time I clicked here. Wtf.
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who would win a fight between the digitial orville redenbocker and the creepy burger king i wonder?
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i met him once. well, saw him across a restaurant. i was little.
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Man, too bad they didnt make the crappy final fantasy film now, this old bastard looks pretty decent...!
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His head is too big.
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i think that they made the commercial so weird to get publicity. when was the last time any of you thought about redenbacher brand popping corn before now?
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i don't know, pretty recently.
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I just tried these. It was one of the those rare once in a lifetime experience that mande me completley reevaluste how i percieve popcorn. |
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