You Know I'm Chat Thread
 

Let it out, folks!

chatpac: resurrection

i dunno if this is supposed to be the new long chat thread or if we're literally talkin' angry neighbors here, so i'll go ahead and share this:

not quite angry neighbor, but startled neighbor. earlier today i was saving something to an external hard-drive, rendering out a video which was gonna take about 30 min to complete. about 15 min through i was moving something past my computer & it fuckin' tapped the cord that conencted the HD to my comp, which was enough to unplug the damn thing. so naturally, the render stopped, & i was gonna have to start it all over again.

in my disappointment & anger, i go to the bathroom saying aloud to myself the words: "utter horseshit!" i was just about in the doorway of the bathroom when i said this, and immediately afterward, i hear from the other side of the wall: "is somebody there???"

this was fucking hilarious to me as a) i had no idea anyone was even in that room anymore & b) dude probably thinks his place is haunted now. LOL!

yes, this will (please?) be the new chat thread! But I always love a good angry neighbor story. My neighbors aren't angry at us, but we're ALL angry at the HOA. We demand umbrellas at the pool, damn it! And if we all have to have ugly earth tone houses, why does one stick out as a stark white and black, on the CORNER yet? Rules are for everyone or no one, and let's see a spreadsheet to how our dues are being spent. Thanks.

Also, fuck January. I'm over winter so hard.

I prefer my neighbours to my flatmates

I refuse to go back to the old chat thread and no one can make me. not smashingbinladen, not anybody!

Who is with me?

Me, obviously.

Out with the old and in with the new and the angry!

If the mods refuse to shut down the stinking decay of the old thread, we the people will sink that shit.

My parents’ neighbours on one side bought the house so that they had an in-zone address for a local high school, and could send their son there. They don’t live in it. They continue to live outside of the zone. I can’t stand people like that.

So the house sits empty except when the teenage son and his friends use it as a place to get drunk. Then they get all brave and shout stuff like “fuck my pussy”.

I nearly shouted back “not with your pencil dick” but then I thought of my son, who is about to start at the same school. So I held my tongue.

Fucken dickheads

Hold on. Aren't they saying "fuck my pussy," as in fuck them in their pussy?

If so, this is some straight Borat shit right here.

Day 4 of a cold. I really hate winter. I'm donning a mask to try to keep it contained to myself. :'( Can we have hot weather and sunshine and noncommunicable disease season now, please?

Also, teenage boys are the worst. I wonder how I'd properly raise one if I had a son. Good luck, vixnix. Although teenage girls are no walk in the park, either. Mine already has like triple (or more) spunk (ATTITUDE) than me. I'm screwed. She was such a wonderful sleeper, but now almost every night she manages to have energy to throw a 3 HOUR tantrum begging to come out of the crib, but obviously I just have to endure it because she's not allowed to roam the rooms at midnight. Who has stamina for anything for 3 hours??? Especially a full on tantrum? Help. Sick. Tired.

But then she smiles and runs down the hills outside right into my arms, and brings me books to read, and grabs my hand to walk up steps, and laughs when we play hide and seek and I can somehow endure it. Seeing her get so big makes me want a second one but I think I have PTSD from the complete sleepless torture of the first 11 weeks of her life. Plus you can't make a baby by yourself.

This post brought to you by eating Nutella straight from a spoon.

fine

see what people power can accomplish? good work everyone.

I was going to credit the kindness regime for my bravery, but I knew the matter would come up anyway. Thanks, KR!

do you guys think it's time to replace the sad sex weekend thread as well?

please delete it forever

actually i'm less embarrassed (for me) than i am of the previous drug thread. if there's a way to erase that for good i'd be pretty relieved.

CGT will sort those CUNTS out!!!

get them the dvd box of the inbetweeners?

The Struts tried to fuck my gf greasy talentless bastards

^ coming from you i'm genuinely not sure if that is angry or a statement of gratitude

sounds like i have a new band to check out!

only if they didn't pay Dad rock

I'm guessing it wasn't "tried" as in "asked politely?"

What fucking year is this

Why is this still allowed

They look like Metro Station

He just wanted her to Shake Shake, Shake Shake-a-Shake it

aint it funny we pretend we’re still a child

???

MCIS disk 1 is stuck in my car’s disk drive

if i try to remove it it says ERROR ERROR ERROR

just tell it you want to put Twilight to Starlight in, should fix things right up

i like the struts.

sorry they tried to fuck your girlfriend or whatever