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Bread Regal 05-09-2014 09:06 PM

Awesome letter my landlord left on the door.
 
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Order 66 05-09-2014 09:07 PM

margin

MusicMan4 05-09-2014 09:07 PM

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Bread Regal 05-09-2014 09:07 PM

April 29, 2014

Dear. [Bread Regal]

This letter is to serve that the Leasing Consultant/Property manager would like to speak with you regarding you [sic] apartment. Please come by the office no later than April 30, 2014 to discuss this matter.

Best regards,

[Your stupid landlord]

MusicMan4 05-09-2014 09:07 PM

damn you sandell

Bread Regal 05-09-2014 09:07 PM

you fuckin people

Trotskilicious 05-09-2014 09:08 PM

he knows about the zoo in your studio apt

Order 66 05-09-2014 09:09 PM

he wants to talk to you about margin

Bread Regal 05-09-2014 09:10 PM

this the the same person that ordered my car towed because i hadn't driven it in a week.

Bread Regal 05-09-2014 09:12 PM

i should also note that they left the letter today, May 9th, asking me to contact them before April 30th.

Order 66 05-09-2014 09:14 PM

maybe your landlord is doc brown. or he meant april 30th next year

MyOneAndOnly 05-09-2014 09:15 PM

he can smell the rotting flesh. clean your place before he calls the pigs

slunken 05-09-2014 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bread Regal (Post 4058817)
i should also note that they left the letter today, May 9th, asking me to contact them before April 30th.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Order 66 (Post 4058822)
maybe your landlord is doc brown. or he meant april 30th next year

i would seriously consider playing dumb

"a whole year, boss???"

The exploding boy 05-09-2014 09:21 PM

This sounds so unreasonable.


Sometimes my landlady calls me. The fucking nerve.

Like once a year she'll be like "hi i'm raising your rent by 10$ this year since while you live in an apartment in the most unreasonably expensive gentrified part of town, because you at first without my knowledge sublet the apt from some woman who had refused to have a rent raise for ten years you're still like paying the price someone would have paid for an apt like this in this location in like 1995 which meant we couldn't raise it to today's price. I really hate you, if you would somehow do something bad we could throw you out and get someone in who we could charge the proper price to but you know, you actually pay your rent on time and youre fucking creepily quiet. though remember when we tried to say all the cigarette butts in the backyard were yours even though you don't smoke? Or that time we made a big fuss about you having those bikes at the back. Yeah I don't know what that was all about but we gave it a shot. Well anyway, here's hoping this ten bucks increase will see you unable to make rent for some fucking reason. we'd raise it by more but it's pretty much forbidden by law and you know that I know that you know that. God I hate you. Well, talk to you next year. bye"

Well most of this is subtext. Really she just says i'm raising you by ten.

slunken 05-09-2014 09:26 PM

ten fucking bucks. be thankful its not 100

The exploding boy 05-09-2014 10:19 PM

Well that's the point. Ten bucks is a joke. anyway here we have pretty good laws when it comes to landlords. I can't remember whats the % of the rent they're allowed to raise every year but i'm pretty sure that mine couldn't be above a 20$ raise anyway.

Actually she's an ok landlady. I may be a little paranoid. It's just when I see the prices the other people in this building pay, I can't help but think she must want me gone.

The Omega Concern 05-09-2014 10:28 PM

Here's what's been going in boomtown SF:


http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/files/20...sf-600x450.jpg

The Omega Concern 05-09-2014 10:31 PM

then a lawyer must got in his ear after it went viral and he took some heat...



http://blog.sfgate.com/stew/files/20...y2-600x450.jpg

reprise85 05-09-2014 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bread Regal (Post 4058817)
i should also note that they left the letter today, May 9th, asking me to contact them before April 30th.

even if they had left it on the right date, one day would have been bullshit


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