guys i am sorry i did not realize i was this fellow boarder the whole time, i feel bad for deceiving you all for so long but i will be checking myself into the appropriate facilities today
and when i return, yes, i will be making an ama thread in which i a no a's
11-02-2022 02:20 PM
in my mind i'm EVERYONE
11-02-2022 03:34 PM
Love it! :)
11-02-2022 04:28 PM
Can we vote on which one stays?
11-02-2022 04:31 PM
11-02-2022 04:32 PM
D. FoolofaTook's Dad
11-02-2022 07:59 PM
do i have to start campaigning
11-02-2022 08:03 PM
Can you imagine losing an account with over 40k posts
11-02-2022 08:10 PM
Trots where r u
11-03-2022 06:18 AM
Originally Posted by ilikeplanets
vix, your oldest is an actual Pumpkins fan now, huh? I've seen at least 2 pics of him in a Zero shirt. Please tell me he isn't listening to ATUM.
Yeah, he actually is. He also has a Mellon Collie shirt. He bought both t-shirts with his own money. I don’t think he listens to anything except that and Siamese Dream, though.
Not listening to ATUM that I know of. I had to look up what it was.
For the last 10 years, I have cared more about knowing what netphorians are up to, than what the smashing pumpkins are up to
11-03-2022 06:20 AM
I am flabbergasted by slunken and Joey Goldberg. That takes some very disciplined boarding
11-03-2022 10:22 AM
Whoever is behind both accounts much have:
1. Trained an AI on all of Mals Marola's posts, murdered Mals as soon as he made his 9,999th post, created an account under the name "Joey Goldberg," and then had the bot continue to post under this account in Mal's style
2. Looked at some crabshack posts, went "oh, I get the gist of it, I'm an asshole" and then proceeded to create a time machine to create the account of "slunken" and post in the style of crabshack before crabshack even debuted (this was the easier of the two, overall)
11-03-2022 10:23 AM
(Sorry slunk, couldn't resist that one. I'm just playin'.)
11-03-2022 11:34 AM
Who the fuck is crabshack
11-03-2022 12:11 PM
slunken is not joey goldberg.
joey goldberg is not slunken
crabshack was slunken
slunken was crabshack
11-03-2022 12:47 PM
My commitment to the truth is a strong as Jonathan's commitment to turtles. Do I believe JJ or Reprise? #GoldbergGate
11-03-2022 01:39 PM
11-03-2022 04:11 PM
Originally Posted by vixnix
I know what it’s like to entertain the thought of dating someone who wouldn’t be a blip on your radar normally. I went to an all girls high school and had a crush on a teacher who looked like Ned Flanders. He was just…all there was available, to think about.
ned flanders is hot tho... great fashion sense and hairline
11-03-2022 04:47 PM
Also… have you seen him without his sweater?
11-03-2022 10:46 PM
Undercover Boss has pulled off better disguises than crabshack.
Cool As Ice Cream
11-04-2022 09:27 AM
Originally Posted by ovary
goddamn that clock is ugly as fuck
fucking ugly indeed
11-04-2022 06:19 PM
when you've been posting online for so long you become the character
this is billy corgan 101
no i do not run any anon accounts
11-04-2022 06:23 PM
wait, what am i being accused of?
11-04-2022 06:26 PM
lol this is me
11-04-2022 06:36 PM
THIS IS CRAZY. I ONLY STAND FOR BEAUTY, TRUTH, AND GOODNESS.
11-04-2022 06:39 PM
are you idiots that bored that you need to manufacture some drama?
is this some humiliation ritual?
11-04-2022 06:51 PM
do i have to make some statement where i'm like uh no idk who joey is but it's not me?
11-04-2022 07:13 PM
ugh this app stinks
11-04-2022 07:51 PM
What, the netphoria app?
11-04-2022 09:01 PM
Originally Posted by smashingjj
What, the netphoria app?
no i thought i found an app that would let me dsiguise a number to let people call me