Is being a total douchebag a requirement for purchasing a turbo diesel pickup truck?
 

These fucks tailgate, jump lanes, weave through lanes with no signal, and drive like jackasses. Why? Nearly every time I hear that turbo diesel engine sound the person behind the wheel is acting like a jackass or taking up multiple parking spaces.



Ram 2500 Drivers Have the Most DUIs, More Than Twice the National Average: Report
Roughly 1 in 22 Ram 2500 drivers have been cited with a DUI before, a study claims.

https://www.thedrive.com/news/38238/...average-report



I am very butthurt about this.

yes

I know a guy who owns one of these fucking things.

PROS

• Is one of the like 3% of pickup owners who actually needs one
• Has been progressive for most of his adult life
• Was a huge help when I was looking into buying a hybrid car

CONS

• Suddenly went all-in on Trump and the MAGA lifestyle in '16, becoming a person I no longer recognize
• Told me he likes "rolling coal" to "piss off everyone"
• And I don't think it's just "to own the libs," because he'd have to drive pretty far to find one where he lives; I really think it's "everyone"

so you either buy a douchebag, or drive long enough to see yourself become a douchebag

When I met him he was normal pickup in the streets, VW Passat in the sheets, so I think you're on to something

purchasing a turbo diesel pickup truck is a requirement for being a douche. it mean's you've made it to douchedom!

and i can't believe that ol' biddy called it passive-aggressive behavior. that's just straight up aggressive y0

a couple months ago, there was an icy spot on a highway bridge

there were 3 (!) of these fucking things, totaled, within a couple hundred feet of each other

and in my mind

the words of my physics professor echoed

F = M*A