I went to get some clarifying shampoo for my scalp issues but couldn't find it. So I asked the dude to help me. He took one look at me and asked, "Is it for men or for women?"


When will this nightmare end?

or maybe he thought you had a girlfriend or mother and were being kind enough to shop for them.

did u check the shampoo aisle?

Yes. I couldn't find it. I get nervous around humans.

But then another dude, a total stoner, helped me. He looked it up on his phone. Found exactly what I was looking for. He was chill.

The first dude can eat a bag of baby dicks.

Your Shampoo Engages Mals

might i suggest:

i dont use that, though. i occasionally scrub my shit (scalp) with some teatree scrub, but i use one of two shampoo bars i have for washing. i made my own shampoo for a while, but i can't keep that up.

then i use an apple cider vinegar spray which smells like apple cider vinegar until it dries.

/scared of products and chemicals

I got this at Walmart but it gave me hella dandruff.



This is way better.

I do a vinegar rinse with my hair sometimes too, mostly to strip away all the buildup from the conditioner that is a necessary evil.

Interesting.

Last year when I had wet dandruff (shit's fuckin gnarly), I used baking soda and it worked like a charm. Take that wet dandruff!

i just have some in a spray bottle and sometimes use it in place of conditioner completely. my hair is somewhere between straight and wavy and and is thin but frizzy and i hate it. acv seems to help it smooth out and make it look nice for company and acquaintances.

Mine is starting to thin a bit, which is actually a blessing. I have a LOT of hair. I use a ton of hair products. Laying off the dye for a few years has done wonders, too.

i dont use shampoo unless my hair actually gets some kind of dirt in it, or if my wife tells me it smells, which happens every once in awhile

my hair's long enough now that 22 years of being a boy has completely not prepared me

it's just tangled always. and i just use head and shoulders like before

life's a bummer when you're hummer

Stop quoting Smashing Pumpkins

Hair talk huh

And that's just the hair care on top of my head!

Chat sure got hairy

Remember when you said my hair looks like burned noodles?

I remember.

Sounds like a compliment to me.

I just found out Ben Gleib smokes pot and is running for President. This is the the fourth most exciting thing that happened to me today.

fuzzy's gonna be heartbroken:

‘Mad’ Mike Hughes, who wanted to prove the flat-Earth theory, dies in homemade-rocket disaster

https://www.washingtonpost.com/scien...outputType=amp

I guess, in the end, he truly was a flat earther.

i'd be interested to know if one can be an engineer with the appropriate knowledge to build and fly a rocket successfully, while still failing to understand the physics of the earth being round vs. flat.

I've read a few articles about the guy and it sounds like he was 100% about his steam rockets and would say anything to keep launching them; an associate after his death called the flat earth theory stuff "a shtick" to get funding

I'm not sure if it makes him noble to do anything to keep his one true, deranged passion alive, or if that essentially makes him the same as a meth addict who'll betray everyone who has ever loved him for one more hit, but let us all reflect on pursuing our dreams with such determination

Rest in piss, Mike, at least you proved the Mike Hughes Is Dead theory correct

TILT!

Well, whatever positive points we could give him should automatically be deducted for inspiring countless morons to steaming their way towards a swift death.

On the other hand, maybe that's a good thing and points should be awarded back? I think we can call it an even break.