No one is intrigued by my adventist sex scene? no one??


You disgust me, all of you.

i inquired about the took edit, then realized there were items of immediate importance (james iha b-sides) that required my attention instead

i already edited that shit once. i'm going to have to go over it again.


fucking hell.

i know a bit about psychopaths of course.

most of them are indeed low IQ. them being above IQ like bundy, dahmer, and kemper are pretty rare. in fact, they are pretty much the only ones i can think of. oh, and the unabomber of course.

most of the cannon serial killers were actually fairly dumb. btk, green river killer, gacy - all below average intelligence, gacy approaching average probably.

here's some stats http://maamodt.asp.radford.edu/Seria...Statistics.pdf

Currently at a Palestinian Culture campus club meeting.

Somebody was playing some Roblox-related video. I was going to make a joke about Roblox players being Palestine and Minecraft players being Israel. Decided against it.

i have a shamefully encyclopedic knowledge of a lot of these terrible people. :erm:

you guys like church of misery?

all their songs are about cereal killers

see:

I think I literally have cabin fever. I could not sleep and my mind was racing and I had to call a hotline.

Side note: the national suicide hotline should NEVER put people on hold and say your call is important to us. Holy shit is that dark

hahahaha

I thought that "suicide hotline, please hold" was just a morbid joke. That really happened? Damn, I'm sorry. :(

I get super anxious when I stay in. Especially because there's no normal city amenities around here, so I get hyper aware of my isolation. I travel into the neighboring towns about an hour away several times a week to avoid this, plus attend every stupid town event.

You know I'm chat thread, I'm just living in my head

Yes! So I called the lgbtq one and they answered right away :)

To be clear I was not going to hurt myself but i desperately needed someone to talk
To

We all know who the best people are! I hope you're able to get centered again soon, winter is the worst.

Thank you, sincerely.

I was just able to get some work done and I felt like i climbed Everest or something

Nihilists?

I said people

I could add this to my jimmy eat world thread but nah

Everyone listen to episode iv by them right now.

you psyched about that JEW (lol) + TEB tour?

Church of Misery > Jimmy Eat Ass

really swing for the high fruit, don't ya

dude church of misery has some massive SABBATHIAN riffs

i meant comparing them to Jimmy Eat, lol

Jimmy Eat Lol

LOL RECREATION CENTRE

THE NAME WAS CLEARLY LOL FEELING NICE CENTURION

i mean i agree but what exactly are they supposed to do when it's busy?

maybe have someone who just deals with "on holds" and goes around every 30 secs or something to personally let them know they care and are getting someone soon? honest possible solution not trying to be snarky

anyway hope you're feeling better

Some british woman called the phone in the restaurant where i work, didn't introduce herself and continued to inform if we served fish and chips. I said we don't, it's a vegetarian place. It was quiet for a moment before she said "well no thanks for your non-service and i fucking hate you", just before cutting the connection.

Didn't see that one coming.

That famous British politeness literally knows no boundaries

911 manages. It’s doable.

Already got my ticket :)

there's a suicide awareness extravaganza going on in front of my domicile.

first they played let's get in started in here, followed by you me lift up. now they're rounding things off with eye of the tiger.

now i want to kill myself.

suicide awareness extravaganza woop woop

My car started! Omg I’m so happy.

What it was, was over at John’s house, and it was just a group of us. And instead of just getting roaring drunk and partying – I don’t even know if we were staying over or anything – we were all just in these chairs, and the lights were out, and somebody started masturbating, so we all did.