-Whoopi Goldberg

I went for a quick walk. There were middle school students out walking. A couple of them pass me by and then, still within earshot, they said, "Is that a man??"

Afterwards (the path circles), I gave them a stare down worthy of Morgoth but they ignored me.


:rofl: :cry: :rofl:

I would've thought you'd be ready with a patented "Your dad knows how much of a man I am" Took special

Oh well, for next time I guess

Are you saying I should of corrupted the youth of this grate nation for a laugh and a goof??

This happened to me before, btw. Only it was in Serbia and it was Roma urchins ("Is that a man or a woman??").

there was a stabbing in my alley earlier today; there were at least 7 cops standing around and two cop cars in my alley and two in front of my house. after two hours i finally wondered what the heck they were doing and i popped my head into the alley and that's when i noticed red snow going into the apartments behind us.

i get home from class at 9:30pm and there is still a cop car in front and one in back. as i got onto my porch the cop in front drove up to me and asked if i lived here. i said yes, why? and she was silent so i said 'jesus christ' then she asked about my neighbors and i didn't give her any info besides telling her they were mostly families. she motioned to my basement and asked who lived there and i said my laundry room. then she told me to stay inside the rest of the night and i said 'why? i know something happened earlier, but should i still be worried?' and she said it was an ongoing investigation.

pretty surprising they are putting time into this, tbh. since it's chicago and all. i'm gonna have to google what happened.

OMG they just showed up to my door with a search warrant for my upstairs neighbor. i said i didn't feel comfortable letting them in and they said well we have a search warrant so we'll bust down the door if we need to. i wish tim were here. i'm pretty uneasy and i have no idea what's going on. ugh wtf

^racist

sexist racist ^

Holy shit is right. Damn, I'm sorry you're alone right now. Please be careful. That's pretty fucking terrifying. :(

^gives leftover food to homeless man begging for change, humblebrags on social media

dang, projecting much, homie?!

^lol

okay, so you are projecting. it's pretty rude to give leftovers to homeless people, btw. it says a lot about what you think about yourself and them.

my audio documentary teacher sent me this email:

Hey ******,

I don't know if you're into punk given your question last night, but I sent this long list of links to a friend of mine about a month ago when he was looking for new stuff to check out. If you're into punk, you might already know some of these bands. If you're not into punk, well deleting might be the way to go. Haha.

[many links]


Haha.

Professor Elphenour, I presume??

no, this guy doesn't like green day, i think.

^goes through Tim's browsing history at least twice a week

omg ur projecting again. tim and i aren't those people. is that what precipitated your divorce, though?

i guess you are teacher's favorite after all

c'est la vie

all i did was ask a question, but people like that, i guess.

that teacher has a crush

yeah i don't think it's your questions he's interested in

^most colleagues/acquaintances hide her feed on social media, but she doesn't know it

I got it made, got it made, got it made

Teacher is hot for me

you guys ruin everything!

^orders steak rare, complains to waiter that it's too bloody

So how's the weather today where you live, flobes?